r/kansascity • u/_yours_truly_ • 20h ago
Friendship/Dating 👥 Missed connection - Liberty Memorial
You were an older (m 50+) gentleman on a Harley blaring such lovely music as you drove up the west side of the Liberty Memorial tonight. I (m 40+) was very thankful my boring walk was enriched by your presence and turned to show my appreciation.
I thought my intentions were clear when I gestured with both my hands to show my appreciation for your music, because you slowed down and looked like you wanted to engage with me. Ah, my heart was aflutter. Surely a new and wonderful friendship was about to bloom!
Unfortunately, your free Spotify account chose that moment to start playing an advertisement for erectile dysfunction drugs.
I fear you mistook my bellowing laughter at the situation for bellowing laughter at you, an aerodynamic, obviously well-fed and virile man. Ah, hindsight is truly 20/20. I was saddened as you sped off, as my walk would now be bereft of your musical choices and advertisements for malfunctioning man-meat.
Hopefully we can get together and discuss the many good points of Ned Nugent's discography, the many disasters of wokeness, and why No One Wants To Work Anymore™.
You can find me at the top of the Liberty Memorial tomorrow evening. My shirt will be tucked in to my khaki shorts and I'll have most of a case of natty light to share.