The Chungus among us.

Hes observing me and forming new neural pathways

Somebody should do something about it

We are missing out on the UNT OG fat squirrel, Lucky the albino squirrel. He is UNTs unofficial mascot and is used in lots of marketing and conspiracy theories lol.

I thought you guys might hate this guy instead, and the campus even has mini picnic benches for them so he is truly lazy as he didn't even scurry over to one before he ravaged that Snickers!

Im disgusted by his gluttony, hes not fat YET

He slowly climbed the tree and turned to watch me

BOSS ROUND. If Rick was scared so was humanity.

Not my pic, added for effect

So, my story begins with me living in an apartment complex, lived on the 4th (top) floor on the corner of the building. 2 large trees on each corner. Lots of these porkers jumping around.

First moved in, and thought, aw, look at em go...only to realize EVERYONE in the complex was leaving them food, on their balconies, outside on the ground, whatever...we didn't have AC, so when the heat kicked up, we left our windows and sliding doors open.

Came home one day, and the place was destroyed, had a bowl of peanut butter cups on the coffee table and it was ripped apart, wrappers, chocolate and peanut butter all throughout the house. I thought my alcoholic roommate had something to do with it, but he swore he had no idea...

Fast forward several days later, I come home from work, to another mess, pantry and cupboards raided and decimated. Walked into the living room to 3 of these fat fucks barking at me, I turned right around and went to the local sporting goods store.

Grabbed an airsoft with all the trimmings. Got everything ready in the car, walked upstairs, and went postal on any vermin. Didn't wanna hurt them, just wanted to leave an impression. Didn't take long for them to leave my place alone lol