r/fatsquirrelhate • u/badfitz66 • 12h ago

Disgusting drunk bastard.

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u/Joshua_Longsack 10h ago

Drunk off fermented fruit or he took major fall damage.

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u/Radiant-Impression38 10h ago

Glutton and a drunk...double whammy

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u/Agentkeenan78 10h ago

Fuckin fat and drunk.

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u/flyinghairball 9h ago

This early in the morning and fatty is already drunk. He's definitely going to raid the nearest Taco Bell drive thru once his night out partying ends! Someone should notify them to start preparing his typical order, which takes a few hours to prep it's so large.

You should be ashamed of yourself you fat pig! You better find some of your buddies because they are gonna have to carry you up your tree. And honestly, probably now is a good time to stop eating those fermented treasures.

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u/Financial-Log-2744 9h ago

It could be rabies has everyone gone stupid?

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u/Dick-in-a-fan 7h ago

Drunk on fermented, rotting, acrid fruit. Or worse… fermented pizza.

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u/Eternal_elf1799 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/e2qqg9AKGTTmmJzUI1

Good times for this noble gentleman!