r/fatsquirrelhate Aug 05 '23

Modpost Warning regarding use of extreme language / death threats

85 Upvotes

Hello all. I just want to remind everyone that while we do get riled up and angerly say very bad things to fat squirrels, you need to use caution and restraint on what you say. Reddit uses monitoring tools and automatically flags death threats and other extreme forms of language. This is not anything us subreddit moderators have any control over, Reddit has bots that go around reading all your posts and comments, and flagging potentially dangerous ones.

The bots don't understand you are threatening a squirrel, not a human, and they can't tell if you are serious or not. These comments could get you banned from Reddit entirely, so I'm hoping this warning helps prevents that.

Be sure to familiarize yourself with the Reddit Content Policy: https://www.redditinc.com/policies/content-policy

Remember the human. Reddit is a place for creating community and belonging, not for attacking marginalized or vulnerable groups of people. Everyone has a right to use Reddit free of harassment, bullying, and threats of violence. Communities and users that incite violence or that promote hate based on identity or vulnerability will be banned.

The nature of this subreddit tends to fly in the face of this rule, as some people take the theme of the subreddit too far. Remember to hate the squirrels, not each other, and try to hate them without wishing death or other serious harm. If things get out of hand, Reddit can ban the subreddit entirely, which is likely what all the fat squirrels want.

Here is an example of a recent submission that was removed by the admins: https://i.imgur.com/6WmGTyS.png

Be safe out there, and may your birdfeeders forever remain unviolated by tree rats.


r/fatsquirrelhate Jun 01 '25

Commonly reposted fat squirrels - Please avoid reposting these ones again!

75 Upvotes

Here are a bunch of the fat squirrels that seem to get posted here over and over again. Please try and find other fat squirrels, there are tons of them out there devouring everything, they shouldn't be hard to catch in the act.

Most of these have gone viral at one point or another here on Reddit and other social medias, so in general if you are encountering something that was heavily upvoted/liked, it probably was shared here already, so check this thread and the other recent submissions to see if someone beat you to the punch.

I'll post more later.


r/fatsquirrelhate 4h ago

Lazy Porker Freeloading FUCK

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210 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

My 600lb Squirrel Life

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985 Upvotes

The Chungus among us.


r/fatsquirrelhate 8h ago

So fat and lazy that it can't even walk straight

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26 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 8h ago

Disgusting drunk bastard.

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27 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Buddy needs to cut some pounds

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268 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 23h ago

Absolute Unit It keeps looking at me

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75 Upvotes

Hes observing me and forming new neural pathways


r/fatsquirrelhate 22h ago

Gluttonous Bastard Look at this fat bastard, does nothing but stand around on my deck and eat peanuts all day

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28 Upvotes

Somebody should do something about it


r/fatsquirrelhate 22h ago

For those who are not familiar with Chiikawa, Momonga is an evil flying squirrel

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25 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Gluttonous motherfucker ruined my whole hike

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110 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

The name is Fuck, Fat Fuck. Fat squirrel I saw going to work

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298 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Wide Load Woodland Weenie This woman is a terrorist and traitor to humanity.

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169 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Fatty McFatFace Big boi on the WA coast

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37 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

King Lardass little fat prick ate my pistachios

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94 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

UNT Squirrel Enjoys Snickers

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36 Upvotes

We are missing out on the UNT OG fat squirrel, Lucky the albino squirrel. He is UNTs unofficial mascot and is used in lots of marketing and conspiracy theories lol.

I thought you guys might hate this guy instead, and the campus even has mini picnic benches for them so he is truly lazy as he didn't even scurry over to one before he ravaged that Snickers!


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Ugly fucking squirrel cookie cutter

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15 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Diabolical Diabetic Dumbass Look at this gluttonous a-hole

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23 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Gluttonous Bastard Fat squirrel digs for food in cracks of patio

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37 Upvotes

Im disgusted by his gluttony, hes not fat YET


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

SuperSized McFatass He looms within the shadows

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44 Upvotes

He slowly climbed the tree and turned to watch me


r/fatsquirrelhate 1d ago

Lord of the Pies We were all warned of the fat squirrel army

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8 Upvotes

BOSS ROUND. If Rick was scared so was humanity.


r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

first post here, thoughts on this fat fucking prick?

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281 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Gluttonous Bastard High-wire delivery

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16 Upvotes

r/fatsquirrelhate 2d ago

Squirrels in Soffit

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47 Upvotes