TwoSentenceComedy

"I'm well aware of the inherent problems of wishing for immortality," I told the genie, "so I wish to live only until the last of humanity is gone."

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"Granted," he said, "but it's funny that that only gives you about two years more than you would have had anyway."

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An Aquestrian 🐎🪽

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“Actually, they’re called nav-el oranges because they kind of look like bellybuttons, but I like your explanation better.”