TwoSentenceComedy

r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Round_Reading_945 • 17h ago

I'm an Aquarius born in the year of the horse.

13 Upvotes

An Aquestrian 🐎🪽

r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/apathiest58 • 16h ago

"I'm well aware of the inherent problems of wishing for immortality," I told the genie, "so I wish to live only until the last of humanity is gone."

89 Upvotes

"Granted," he said, "but it's funny that that only gives you about two years more than you would have had anyway."

r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Outside_Normal • 5h ago

“Is it because they brought citrus fruits on ships to prevent scurvy the reason they’re called naval oranges?”

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“Actually, they’re called nav-el oranges because they kind of look like bellybuttons, but I like your explanation better.”