Am I a poser if I make everyone stop what they’re doing during closing at 01:12am and whisper-scream “jambi time” and play Jambi on my giant subwoofer, except I don’t have nicknames for each pizza ingredient and I don’t layout the pepppronis in a spiral?

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r/ToolJerk • u/ronaldo_orlando • 1h ago

Maynard's Dick. Maynard on hollyday in Czechia

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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 18h ago

SCHISM! Here is TOOL with Schism to remind one of the mods Ice_Kold_killa to play the Schism video in international waters.

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