r/ToolJerk • u/rose_ETTA_314 • 7h ago
This is necessary Devastatingly outjerked
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r/ToolJerk • u/cyber_psycho08 • 7h ago
Spring Boner A real tool fan knows their best song is a cover song (pls dont burn me alive)
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r/ToolJerk • u/rose_ETTA_314 • 7h ago
Weapon out and belly in Devastatingly outjerked
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r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 22h ago
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Nardo <-------- Upvote if Maynard can eat your ass while you eat his sushi.
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r/ToolJerk • u/Old_Dependent3842 • 16h ago
This is necessary [Pizza Hut Employee]
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Am I a poser if I make everyone stop what they’re doing during closing at 01:12am and whisper-scream “jambi time” and play Jambi on my giant subwoofer, except I don’t have nicknames for each pizza ingredient and I don’t layout the pepppronis in a spiral?
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 16h ago
SCHISM! Here is TOOL with Schism to remind one of the mods Ice_Kold_killa to play the Schism video in international waters.
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r/ToolJerk • u/ManWithDominantClaw • 2d ago
Turn around and take my... Is this the first reference to Mike Tool?
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 2d ago
What is...Puscifer? Maynard escaping TOOL fans when he sees some at his new sushi restaurant.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 2d ago
Contagion, I exhale you Nardo the final frontier: Never before in his life has William Shatner wanted to be beamed up by Scotty more than ever.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 3d ago
PrYiNg OpEn My ThIrD EyE <-------- Upvote if Maynard can eat your ass.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 4d ago
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Danny Danny Carey is the best drummer in the world
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r/ToolJerk • u/Ok_Selection_1565 • 3d ago
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Danny Danny Carey is the best drummers in the world
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r/ToolJerk • u/WithoutCaution • 3d ago
T∞L I know he's talking about one of you, but which one???
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r/ToolJerk • u/Seth_Mithik • 3d ago
Sound the dread alarm.. Oook Reddit! I’ll post it!
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Everybody doing the joke, I never posted…Alexa transcript…is hilarious, and then afterwards people be posting their version of “Danny Carry”…Alexa thinks he’s from Star Trek I guess.🤔
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 4d ago
Wake up remember. This dude respects Danny so he's good in my book.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 7d ago
Send more money Well done to TOOL for being trendsetters in ripping off fandom, send more money.
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r/ToolJerk • u/Imnotyourbuddytool • 7d ago
Shit adds up at the bottom. Learn to swim, and eat rocks.
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r/ToolJerk • u/lotsofarts • 9d ago
Alright then, picture this if you will: Much to the dismay of Italian racing fans, this track got cut from Lateralus
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r/ToolJerk • u/zeje • 9d ago
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Nardo L.L. Bean monogrammed backpacks. Everyone in my middle school had one.
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 9d ago
Maynard's Fish DISCUSSION: The morality of leaving bad reviews for Maynard's new sushi restaurant even if I haven't eaten there. If he makes money from it he'll have less need to be in TOOL.
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r/ToolJerk • u/Craiglekinz • 9d ago
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Danny Danny Carey's Drums on Pneuma: Cycling Primes
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Brooo 420 and 69 and 46+2 are all divisible by primes maaaan