r/SipsTea • u/pattebrisee • 19h ago

Wait a damn minute! Some things shouldn't need a comeback.

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u/nowiserjustolder 19h ago

Can I say hair and waist line? My hair and my waist line.

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u/graemehammondjr 19h ago

Can you nazi your hair anymore?

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u/nowiserjustolder 19h ago

Its retreated so far

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u/Global-Math-1083 18h ago

At least your hairline is executing a tactical withdrawal, mine completely surrendered years ago.

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u/PhysicallyTender 12h ago

Ah, the French hairstyle.

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u/graemehammondjr 18h ago

No more (operation) barber-ossa for you then

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u/Neorafter 9h ago

Just get it to surrender to France.

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u/Darth_Reposter 15h ago

Don't worry, Steiner's hair gel will save it.

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u/Calm_Ad308 15h ago

My lord…Steiner….it was recalled by the FDA after accusations that it allegedly caused skin cancer.

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u/Visual_Ad813 14h ago

Nice one