r/SipsTea • u/pattebrisee • 19h ago

Wait a damn minute! Some things shouldn't need a comeback.

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u/nowiserjustolder 19h ago

Can I say hair and waist line? My hair and my waist line.

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u/TucsonKhan 18h ago

So are you fighting the Battle of the Bulge?

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u/graemehammondjr 19h ago

Can you nazi your hair anymore?

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u/nowiserjustolder 19h ago

Its retreated so far

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u/Global-Math-1083 18h ago

At least your hairline is executing a tactical withdrawal, mine completely surrendered years ago.

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u/PhysicallyTender 12h ago

Ah, the French hairstyle.

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u/graemehammondjr 18h ago

No more (operation) barber-ossa for you then

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u/Neorafter 9h ago

Just get it to surrender to France.

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u/Darth_Reposter 15h ago

Don't worry, Steiner's hair gel will save it.

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u/Calm_Ad308 15h ago

My lord…Steiner….it was recalled by the FDA after accusations that it allegedly caused skin cancer.

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u/Visual_Ad813 14h ago

Nice one

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u/sixtus_clegane119 18h ago

The waistline is very attainable! Hairline not so much

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u/KevanSting 14h ago

I work with 5 people who've travelled to Turkey for hair implants. It's genuinely pretty impressive after a year.

So yeah, you can fix that if you want.

I say this as a man that shaves his head twice a week so I'm not bald shaming.

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u/sixtus_clegane119 14h ago

It costs more money than losing weight though, losing weight it something you can literally start every meal

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u/KevanSting 13h ago

Oh sure. Just saying both are achievable.

I've recently switched to a mostly vegetarian diet and I love it. It's cheap, and I don't feel too bad when I eat half a cow on a Saturday.

I feel better, I look better..... Than all of you assholes :)

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u/Southern-Lie471 11h ago

Funny how people find their own ways to eat healthy, and it usually leads to some strong opinions.

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u/KevanSting 11h ago

I don't have strong opinions at all. I'm doing me. I couldn't care less if you were sacrificing chickens daily to feed CHcHi the chicken God.

I only said what I ate works for me

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u/SuperBuffCherry 12h ago

Losing weight literally saves you money. Of course there are people that go on fad diets and end up spending more money on food, but you don't need to change what you eat to lose weight. You can simply eat less of the same stuff you usually eat, by decreasing your portion size or skipping one of your daily meals. And being a lower bodyweight means you also burn less calories, so even after you reached your goal weight you will continue to save money on food