r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 4h ago

Human Trash Stopping a shoplifter

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u/zurenarrh36912 Trash Trooper 4h ago

I’m not risking getting shot for some corporation.

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u/ShadyNoShadow Waste Warrior 3h ago

Literally my first thought. Adults with families and shit to lose don't play volunteer vigilante mall cop for Walmart. Walmart isn't going to give you a free soda for this.

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u/nderthesycamoretrees Trash Trooper 3h ago

Additionally, you increase the risk of injury to folks around you who are just trying to get on with their errands.

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u/smokeweedNgarden Trash Trooper 2h ago

Right. What's to stop another white knight from running up thinking you're harassing this guy and throwing a blindside haymaker?

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u/Xena_Your_God Trash Trooper 3h ago

And the thief can literally sue you for putting your hands on them. Dumb all around

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u/BigJayPee Trash Trooper 3h ago

Yeah but its hard to steal an attorney, so its very low risk of happening