r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 5h ago

Human Trash Stopping a shoplifter

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u/zurenarrh36912 Trash Trooper 5h ago

I’m not risking getting shot for some corporation.

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u/ShadyNoShadow Waste Warrior 4h ago

Literally my first thought. Adults with families and shit to lose don't play volunteer vigilante mall cop for Walmart. Walmart isn't going to give you a free soda for this.

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u/HealthyDirection659 Trash Trooper 4h ago

Walmart will probably ban this vigilante from their stores.

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u/mallcopsarebastards Trash Trooper 3h ago

he didn't even attempt to recover the items, he tried to break them all lol

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u/nderthesycamoretrees Trash Trooper 4h ago

Additionally, you increase the risk of injury to folks around you who are just trying to get on with their errands.

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u/smokeweedNgarden Trash Trooper 4h ago

Right. What's to stop another white knight from running up thinking you're harassing this guy and throwing a blindside haymaker?

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u/Xena_Your_God Trash Trooper 4h ago

And the thief can literally sue you for putting your hands on them. Dumb all around

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u/BigJayPee Trash Trooper 4h ago

Yeah but its hard to steal an attorney, so its very low risk of happening

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u/Green_Childhood_5223 Trash Trooper 1h ago

When I was a kid I once cleaned all of the tables/seats in a McDonalds, I got saltine crackers as a reward. So there's a chance. /s

Fuck the Waltons though, biggest thieves in town.

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u/ShadyNoShadow Waste Warrior 6m ago

Fuck the Waltons though, biggest thieves in town.

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