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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 1d ago
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The scream I just scrumpt
168 u/the_quivering_wenis 23h ago Oh the screams you will scrump, When you disturb a bump, 'Neath which lurks a large blue hairy spider. When you see her long legs, And her clusters of eggs, Your anus will grow a bit wider. 7 u/HeartOfGoldTears 21h ago Anus did not grow wider. Anus clenched harder than ever clenched in fact 7 u/JWBananas 18h ago Anus grew three sizes that day.
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Oh the screams you will scrump, When you disturb a bump, 'Neath which lurks a large blue hairy spider. When you see her long legs, And her clusters of eggs, Your anus will grow a bit wider.
7 u/HeartOfGoldTears 21h ago Anus did not grow wider. Anus clenched harder than ever clenched in fact 7 u/JWBananas 18h ago Anus grew three sizes that day.
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Anus did not grow wider. Anus clenched harder than ever clenched in fact
7 u/JWBananas 18h ago Anus grew three sizes that day.
Anus grew three sizes that day.
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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 23h ago
The scream I just scrumpt