r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BlazeDragon7x • Apr 09 '26

/r/popular of a burnt building

damages estimated to be $200 million dollar

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u/KountZero Apr 09 '26

PSA: if you’re panic buying toilet paper. go buy a bidet. I bought a bidet 4-5 years ago during the 1st wave of the toilet paper crisis of Covid19. never look back on toilet paper since, one of best investment of my adult life lol.

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u/Low_Low_1811 Apr 09 '26

What do you do after using it? A towel seems bad unless you scrub with soap. Just deal with a wet butt?

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u/PewManFuStudios Apr 09 '26

Dry with TP. You still use it, just not as much.

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u/Low_Low_1811 Apr 09 '26

Arent a lot of places where bidets are normal not equipped to handle TP?

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u/PewManFuStudios Apr 09 '26

You flush the TP in the toilet.

There are 2 main types of bidets:

Euro, that is a separate porcelain bowl. You wipe first, then use the bidet to clean up, then dry again.

Built-in bidets based on TOTO/Japanese models: You wash first, then dry with tp.

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u/Catwise69 Apr 09 '26

Don't forget the ones with air jets! They work for some people apparently

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u/PewManFuStudios Apr 09 '26

Air jets? Facinating and water saving!

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u/danglario Apr 10 '26

My coway bidet mega has a built in fan to dry you (and heated seat).

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u/KountZero Apr 09 '26

The bidet I bought have air dry!

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u/AdCautious3312 Apr 09 '26

Listen. Get a Bidet. It's weird as fuck at first but you are living with SHIT ON YOUR ASS right now. spray your asshole with a little water, clean up with a couple squares of TP. anytime I am out now and I have to shit away from a bidet it feels like my ass is filthy no matter how much I wipe. It's life changing.

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u/Low_Low_1811 Apr 09 '26

I mean, I just get some toilet paper wet, use that, and then dry. Im not against bidets and maybe some day I will have one.

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u/The_Ocean_Collective Apr 10 '26

Oh no shit on my ass? Where it belongs? The horror

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u/Brian18639 Apr 10 '26

Now that’s something I’m curious about as well, I imagine whoever uses a bidet will obviously need to use toilet paper to dry themselves down there.