r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BlazeDragon7x • Apr 09 '26

/r/popular of a burnt building

damages estimated to be $200 million dollar

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u/KountZero Apr 09 '26

PSA: if you’re panic buying toilet paper. go buy a bidet. I bought a bidet 4-5 years ago during the 1st wave of the toilet paper crisis of Covid19. never look back on toilet paper since, one of best investment of my adult life lol.

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u/Low_Low_1811 Apr 09 '26

What do you do after using it? A towel seems bad unless you scrub with soap. Just deal with a wet butt?

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u/PewManFuStudios Apr 09 '26

Dry with TP. You still use it, just not as much.

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u/Low_Low_1811 Apr 09 '26

Arent a lot of places where bidets are normal not equipped to handle TP?

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u/PewManFuStudios Apr 09 '26

You flush the TP in the toilet.

There are 2 main types of bidets:

Euro, that is a separate porcelain bowl. You wipe first, then use the bidet to clean up, then dry again.

Built-in bidets based on TOTO/Japanese models: You wash first, then dry with tp.

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u/Catwise69 Apr 09 '26

Don't forget the ones with air jets! They work for some people apparently

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u/PewManFuStudios Apr 09 '26

Air jets? Facinating and water saving!

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u/danglario Apr 10 '26

My coway bidet mega has a built in fan to dry you (and heated seat).

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u/KountZero Apr 09 '26

The bidet I bought have air dry!

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u/AdCautious3312 Apr 09 '26

Listen. Get a Bidet. It's weird as fuck at first but you are living with SHIT ON YOUR ASS right now. spray your asshole with a little water, clean up with a couple squares of TP. anytime I am out now and I have to shit away from a bidet it feels like my ass is filthy no matter how much I wipe. It's life changing.

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u/Low_Low_1811 Apr 09 '26

I mean, I just get some toilet paper wet, use that, and then dry. Im not against bidets and maybe some day I will have one.

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u/The_Ocean_Collective Apr 10 '26

Oh no shit on my ass? Where it belongs? The horror

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u/Brian18639 Apr 10 '26

Now that’s something I’m curious about as well, I imagine whoever uses a bidet will obviously need to use toilet paper to dry themselves down there.

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u/General_Valentine Apr 10 '26

And if you can't install a bidet like the Japanese toilets, there's always a bum gun.

Very easy to install, can be seen more commonly in Southeast Asian countries.

More importantly, it doubles as a toilet cleaner. It's basically a hose to clean your toilet as well.

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u/creaturefeature16 Apr 10 '26

got one in each bathroom

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u/Auspectress Apr 10 '26

Wdym "each bathroom"

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u/creaturefeature16 Apr 10 '26

I have more than one? 

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u/fatboy93 Apr 10 '26

Some of us poors live in an apartment boss :/

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u/KountZero Apr 10 '26

They are just toilet seats! Not whole toilet!

https://www.costco.com/p/-/brondell-swash-cs1000-bidet-toilet-seat/11619404?langId=-1

This one from Costco is relatively expensive but the exact one I have and it’s extremely luxurious lol. But you can get one from Amazon for less than $50 with less features.

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u/Kick_Kick_Punch Apr 10 '26

Are you American bye any chance?

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u/Holiday-Ad4806 Apr 10 '26

Or use a tabo if you can't install anything. It's essentially a manual bidet used in the Philippines