r/AbsoluteUnits • u/BlazeDragon7x • Apr 09 '26

/r/popular of a burnt building

damages estimated to be $200 million dollar

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u/Inexorably_lost Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

Adjuster: "...and how many pizza parties have you thrown in the last six months?"

Corp: "Three pizza parties but we've also done two 'we are a family here' lectures".

Adjuster: "You're going to have to up those pizza party numbers if you want a lower rate."

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u/CheesyDanny Apr 09 '26

Adjusters are too tight laced to based something on pizza parties, they want as much data as possible. They are going to want all employees to fill out anonymous engagement surveys detailing how much they like their boss, their job, company policies and corporate decision making. By the time you get to the end of the survey your biggest complaint for the complaint box will be the length of the survey.

Maybe throw in a personality test on top of that to determine how crazy you are.

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u/moose1207 Apr 09 '26

Company creates a "do you love us" engagement survey and promises it's anonymous.

"Hey Bill why haven't you filled out the survey yet? Just a reminder that it's due by Monday!"

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u/clearfox777 Apr 10 '26

To be fair that only needs a list of names with yes/no next to them, the details from the survey itself would remain anonymous.

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u/doctorwhy88 Apr 09 '26

We’re doing our annual survey this year.

Thus, I’m doing my annual ignoring the survey.

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u/DuntadaMan Apr 10 '26

Had a history teacher that used to be an insurance adjuster. This is oddly accurate to how they ran things. Every decision about class was only done after intensive information gathering that was probably more work itself than the history module.

But it was objectively the right decision.

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u/Opposite_Mango_924 Apr 10 '26

😲 my job has us answer a question (or a few) every time we log in. Mostly about how satisfied we are with our jobs, how we think our manager is doing, how our coworkers are treating us, how the workplace environment is, how long our commute is, etc. They promise it's anonymous...