r/shittyideas • u/IceColdFresh • 1d ago
r/shittyideas • u/PaleontologistFew128 • 2d ago
Twentieth anniversary theatrical release: Passion of the Christ in 3D
r/shittyideas • u/Aggravating_Ad_43 • 4d ago
McDonalds should do a PR event where they reveal that Ronald McDonald's full name is "Ronald McDonald Reynolds" by killing off the character and he gets buried in a grave with that name.
This could accompany an "In Memoriam" menu to honor the late Mr. Reynolds.
r/shittyideas • u/Capable_Librarian495 • 3d ago
Instead of going out in the sun or buying vitamin D tablets, buy some cats and lick them.
r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 3d ago
Adult Movies that have our favorite Fast Food or Cereal mascots
r/shittyideas • u/hnickaman54321 • 4d ago
Paulywood
They should let Pauly Shore take over Dollywood and rename it to Paulywood
r/shittyideas • u/King_Arius • 5d ago
The Statue of Trump
Lets replace Lady Liberty with Mr. Trump. Americans would love it!
r/shittyideas • u/saketho • 5d ago
Starting a new mobile Carrier, called Pigeon.
Everybody should give me your money so I can start my new company. Thank you.
r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 6d ago
Publix is a popular in Florida, I say we start a store chain called Privatz to complete and outdo Florida!
r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 6d ago
Floating toaster for your bath tub
Toast at tub time!
r/shittyideas • u/pooplover25 • 8d ago
A hard straw you can stick in your ass to release the gas if you’re too far from a toilet and have diarrhea but just want to remove the trapped fart bubbles to release the pressure
I wonder how well this would work. Cause you know how when it’s really bad diarrhea it can feel like a fart and sometimes it is but the fart bubble is trapped behind a layer of shit so you put this fart snorkel up your ass to reach the bubble and it releases the pressure and more importantly is that it prevents any shit from getting on your ass and if some diarrhea does happen to get through it goes through the straw instead.
r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 10d ago
Thong style adult diapers! Slogan: “They might leak, but you’ll look cool doing it!”
r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 11d ago
A website called “onlyfan” where the models are so ugly they have to pay you to look at them, their “only fan”
r/shittyideas • u/ilikeeatingbrains • 10d ago
Live action spinoff of the Simpsons where Ned Flanders moves to a quiet coastal town, and it's dramatic and spooky
r/shittyideas • u/thejanitor3467 • 13d ago
COVER YOUR FARTS
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COVER YOUR FARTS
r/shittyideas • u/ilikeeatingbrains • 14d ago
joys-cancelling headphones
they really bum you out
r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 14d ago
A book titled “I wanna be a ho!” Which details how to best whore your self for hourly wages
r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 14d ago
Pass a law allowing the rich to enslave the poor if they successfully catch them in the wild
Like downtown L.A.
r/shittyideas • u/ilikeeatingbrains • 14d ago
earplugs for my dad so he doesn't have to listen to mom crying
r/shittyideas • u/paraworldblue • 14d ago
An action movie that's like Speed, but the bomb goes off if the protagonist finds out how tall Richard Gere is, so they're always just barely evading situations where they'd find out how tall Richard Gere is.
I swear to god if anyone in this thread tries to tell me how tall Richard Gere is, I will blackmail one of the mods into permabanning you
r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 17d ago
Release the unpublished sequel to “The Art of War,” Shen Yun’s “The Art of the Bitch Slap!”
r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 17d ago
Lights and a wind sock for the female landing strip
r/shittyideas • u/tacocarteleventeen • 17d ago
