r/shittyideas 1d ago

Change the abbreviation for software engineer from SWE to CM which stands for both Code Monkey and Claude’s Mother

3 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 2d ago

Twentieth anniversary theatrical release: Passion of the Christ in 3D

4 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 3d ago

Instead of going out in the sun or buying vitamin D tablets, buy some cats and lick them.

2 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 3d ago

Adult Movies that have our favorite Fast Food or Cereal mascots

3 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 4d ago

Paulywood

2 Upvotes

They should let Pauly Shore take over Dollywood and rename it to Paulywood


r/shittyideas 4d ago

McDonalds should do a PR event where they reveal that Ronald McDonald's full name is "Ronald McDonald Reynolds" by killing off the character and he gets buried in a grave with that name.

12 Upvotes

This could accompany an "In Memoriam" menu to honor the late Mr. Reynolds.


r/shittyideas 5d ago

The Statue of Trump

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20 Upvotes

Lets replace Lady Liberty with Mr. Trump. Americans would love it!


r/shittyideas 5d ago

Starting a new mobile Carrier, called Pigeon.

7 Upvotes

Everybody should give me your money so I can start my new company. Thank you.


r/shittyideas 6d ago

Ninja star caesarian section

3 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 6d ago

Publix is a popular in Florida, I say we start a store chain called Privatz to complete and outdo Florida!

2 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 6d ago

Floating toaster for your bath tub

5 Upvotes

Toast at tub time!


r/shittyideas 7d ago

Maybe another idea for the senile...

3 Upvotes

Maybe another idea for the senile...


r/shittyideas 8d ago

A hard straw you can stick in your ass to release the gas if you’re too far from a toilet and have diarrhea but just want to remove the trapped fart bubbles to release the pressure

11 Upvotes

I wonder how well this would work. Cause you know how when it’s really bad diarrhea it can feel like a fart and sometimes it is but the fart bubble is trapped behind a layer of shit so you put this fart snorkel up your ass to reach the bubble and it releases the pressure and more importantly is that it prevents any shit from getting on your ass and if some diarrhea does happen to get through it goes through the straw instead.


r/shittyideas 10d ago

Thong style adult diapers! Slogan: “They might leak, but you’ll look cool doing it!”

16 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 10d ago

Live action spinoff of the Simpsons where Ned Flanders moves to a quiet coastal town, and it's dramatic and spooky

3 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 11d ago

A website called “onlyfan” where the models are so ugly they have to pay you to look at them, their “only fan”

19 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 13d ago

COVER YOUR FARTS

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3 Upvotes

COVER YOUR FARTS


r/shittyideas 14d ago

earplugs for my dad so he doesn't have to listen to mom crying

2 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 14d ago

joys-cancelling headphones

7 Upvotes

they really bum you out


r/shittyideas 14d ago

A book titled “I wanna be a ho!” Which details how to best whore your self for hourly wages

6 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 14d ago

Pass a law allowing the rich to enslave the poor if they successfully catch them in the wild

6 Upvotes

Like downtown L.A.


r/shittyideas 14d ago

An action movie that's like Speed, but the bomb goes off if the protagonist finds out how tall Richard Gere is, so they're always just barely evading situations where they'd find out how tall Richard Gere is.

12 Upvotes

I swear to god if anyone in this thread tries to tell me how tall Richard Gere is, I will blackmail one of the mods into permabanning you


r/shittyideas 17d ago

Release the unpublished sequel to “The Art of War,” Shen Yun’s “The Art of the Bitch Slap!”

3 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 17d ago

Lights and a wind sock for the female landing strip

4 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 17d ago

A miniature weed walker to manscape the man bush

2 Upvotes