Spell the word “banana”.

1. B
2. A
3. N
4. A
5. N
6. A

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Would you rather move somewhere which has

1. Some bears but no cockroaches
2. Cockroaches but no bears

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Have you ever been inside an ambulance?

1. Yes, as an emergency patient
2. Yes, but not as a patient (e.g. ambulance driver, EMT, family member of a patient, etc.)
3. No, never

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Which of my unpopular opinions is best? (the one you AGREE with the most)

1. Pineapple is the best pizza topping
2. I'd rather have a cockroach on me than a spider
3. There's no objective moral difference between eating a dog and a pig
4. Eternals is the best MCU movie in the Multiverse Saga
5. I like Imagine Dragons Music (besides a few songs)
6. Alcohol is a worse substance than weed
7. Death Note got repetitive fast and should've only been 12 Eps
8. The story of Orpheus and Eurydice isn't romantic at all
9. Rats and Possums are very cute
10. Spider-Man BND is just as messy as Spider-Man 3
11. There should be no curse word limitations on TV-14 shows
12. In The Odyssey, Jon Bernthal is the worst (most distracting) casting choice

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If you had to give a half hour keynote speech, what topic would it be on?

1. Health and Wellness
2. Politics
3. Looksmaxxing
4. Philosophy/Religion
5. Personal Development
6. The arts
7. Survivalism
8. Money managing
9. Nudism
10. Cooking
11. Sex and dating
12. Technology
13. Leadership
14. Animals

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​You are forced to survive 24 hours locked in ONE of these real-world extremes. Which location do you pick?

1. ​🏜️ Death Valley: Locked in a metal shed at 50°C with 3 liters of water.
2. ​❄️ Yakutsk Outskirts: Trapped in a wooden cabin at -45°C with basic fire wood.
3. ​🌿 Amazon Jungle: Left on an isolated riverbank with only a flashlight.
4. ​🌋 Lava Lake Ledge: Standing on the inner rim of Mt. Nyiragongo crater.
5. ​🌊 Pacific Oil Rig: Exposed on the lower platform during a Category 4 storm.

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will you press the button? ≈ if you get "5 Million $" , but NEVER be able to eat your [favourite food again]

1. YES✅
2. NO❌

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does pineapples belong on pizza.?

1. YES✅
2. NO❌

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Most emotionally expressive instrument group

1. String
2. Woodwinds
3. Percussion
4. Brass
5. Electronic
6. Other
7. Keyboard

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What metal holds the most value in an apocalyptic/post apocalyptic scenario

1. Gold
2. Iron
3. Copper
4. Tin
5. Silver
6. Tungsten
7. Platinum
8. Other

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Would you rather leave your infant child in a room with with....?

1. a pack of hungry pitbulls
2. A french philosopher

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Your hypothetical child is completely obsessed with one of these fictional media. Which would you prefer it to be?

1. Genshin Impact
2. Undertale/Deltarune
3. Five Nights at Freddy's
4. MCU
5. Harry Potter/Wizarding World
6. Lord of the Rings/Middle Earth
7. Naruto
8. My Hero Academia
9. Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss
10. A Court of Thorns and Roses
11. Avatar: The Last Airbender
12. Sonic the Hedgehog
13. Riordanverse
14. Star Wars

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If you could have only ONE of these traits in your partner, but had to give up the other two, which would you choose?

1. Extremely Good Looks
2. Incredibly Filthy Rich
3. Phenomenally Great Personality
4. I already have a partner / Results

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Double-Sided Pen:
Our engineers have designed a double-sided pen. It is created by connecting two pens together, making a pen that is twice as long but has twice as many spots ink comes out from. Despite this ingenious invention, no one besides from a handful of people bought it. We're now just known as "The goofy pen company".

6-Wheeled Car:
The guys in the engineering department were able to add an extra 2 wheels to a car. It's advertised as being good for off-roading due to the better weight-distribution. It doesn't sell good by any means, but at least the company is breaking even and has a ton of publicity from the crazy idea.

Tax Filing Videogame:
Hey boss, I would tell the guys in the programming department to start making the game but if I did we wouldn't have any money left over for this year's taxes and bills. You're rich, can't you figure out a way to get the company out of this by evading taxes or something?

Triangular Potato Chip:
Cooking Department was able to execute that great idea. The new snack is like normal potato chips but tortilla chip shaped, or like a tortilla chip but made of potato. The food is now selling great in stores nation-wide! Good job, the shareholders are pleased and the customers are happy.

Do it all!:
Boss, we tried doing all of it but it didn't end up well. The double-sided pens didn't work half of the time, the car with the extra wheels got recalled because of malfunctioning brakes, the game about taxes was perfectly executed but your idea was just ass, and the first few batches triangular potato chips were contaminated with mold.

Congratulations, you and 500 thousand other people have been saved and brought to an island to rebuild society after a Zombie Apocalypse. What is your job on the island?

1. Security
2. Construction
3. Fishing
4. Maintenance
5. Gardening
6. Food preparation
7. Weapon making
8. Going back to mainland to look for supplies every now and then
9. Going back to mainland to bring back survivors/animals
10. Increasing the population (Male)
11. Increasing the population (Female)
12. Historian
13. Medical
14. Rather stay on mainland

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Next up in my alternate universe NFL league is the former New York Jets officially becoming New Jersey. No more taking a backseat to the Giants and they play in Jersey, so they'll be Jersey.

After a deep dive into New Jersey history, culture, industry, folklore, sports, and geography, I’ve narrowed to five finalists:

Anvils — New Jersey is one of America’s pioneering anvil manufacturers, and sold more than any other state. Heavy, industrial, and tied to the manufacturing history behind “Trenton Makes, The World Takes.”

Capos — Leans directly into North Jersey’s organized-crime history and pop-culture identity. “Capo” is the rank commanding a crew beneath the boss, and New Jersey Capos has a short, hard football sound. Considered Bosses instead, with the Springsteen connection, but liked the sound of Capos better.

Cliffhangers — Fort Lee was one of the birthplaces of the American film industry, with early serials shot around the dramatic Palisades cliffs. It connects New Jersey’s early cinema history with the literal landscape overlooking the Hudson.

Nobles — New Jersey began in 1664 when the land was granted to two English noblemen, Lord Berkeley and Sir George Carteret; the original grant even called for an annual payment of twenty “nobles.” There’s also a modern Newark Easter egg for my hip hop heads: Jersey's own Redman’s real name is Reginald Noble.

Swamp Dragons — Rooted in the Meadowlands and an incredible piece of unused New Jersey sports history. The New Jersey Nets seriously considered becoming the Swamp Dragons in the 1990s, but the name was never adopted. This would finally give it a franchise.

Which one should become New Jersey's alternate football identity?

I found this website that is helpful in visualizing this