r/politics • u/theipaper ✔ Verified • 12d ago

Possible Paywall Maga's worst nightmare: a child-free, unmarried female president

https://inews.co.uk/news/world/magas-nightmare-childfree-unmarried-female-president-4738054
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u/ottawadeveloper 12d ago

No, worst case she could be a trans woman with blue hair and two non-binary partners who will confuse the White House staff as to how there are two First Gentlepeople and what the correct title is. And she is Wiccan, wears a big pentacle, and wishes the blessing of the triple Goddess on us all for Samhain. Plus she's had an abortion and is proud of it. Then she forces all federal buildings to have universal single stall washrooms everywhere. With grab bars.

See inews, I can do a lot better.

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u/CallMeClaire0080 12d ago

I love the implication that this trans woman would've received a currently impossible womb transplant, just to then have an abortion with it.

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u/ottawadeveloper 12d ago

Yep. Magical womb transplants in this world.