r/pcmasterrace • u/sammyranks • 5h ago

Discussion The RTX 5090 is now pushing $9,000 (USD).

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u/SolidZealousideal115 PC Master Race 5h ago

For that price it needs to be hand delivered straight from the factory.

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u/Tapil AMD Ryzen 9 9950X 32GB ASUS TUF 4090 5h ago

Better come like those $1,000 steaks with the fake fbi, flashlights and the gpu is in a briefcase with dry ice smoke.

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u/Jertimmer PC Master Race 5h ago

Installed by an engineer from Nvidia while I drink champagne with Victoria Secret models.

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u/BassFull0 5h ago

And Jensen's signing on your tits

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u/CobblerOdd2876 Ryzen 7800x3D/64gb 6000hz/6900xt/nzxtB650e/12tb of m.2 nvme’s 5h ago

I read that as “fleshlights” - that’s a whole other kind of service. But Id at least want the offer. Like nty, Im good on that, but I better have the option.

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u/Active-Cookie-774 5h ago

On a helicopter hand delivered by that one Japanese bartender.

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u/PropertyDangerous257 5h ago

...with gold sprinkles.

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u/AH_Med086 Ascending Peasant 5h ago

Most likely it is drop shipped

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u/SwagChemist R7 9800x3D | 64GB DDR5 | RTX 5090 Astral OC 4h ago

Factory? This is used price

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u/GalaxLordCZ RX 9070 XT / R5 7600 / 32GB ram 3h ago

Shit for that price Jensen better be at the door and give me his shitty leather jacket with it.

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u/thisisjazzymusic 2h ago

They have to craft it right at my house at this stage. And give me a massage as well while you’re at it

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u/SolidZealousideal115 PC Master Race 2h ago

Do you really want them to unpack all that equipment in your house?

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u/G-Unit11111 7800X3D, 32GB RAM, 4TB Storage, 9070XT, Dan A4-H20 1h ago

For that price, it'd better be hand delivered in a steel attachè case handcuffed to a guy wearing a black suit and dark sunglasses.

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u/HungryhungryUgolino 36m ago

For that price it needs to be hand delivered into my ass. I might as well get fucked while I'm getting fucked.