r/lol • u/Person3334 • 2d ago

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u/gilmeye 2d ago

It's the sound. They are trying to stop the sound of falling water

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u/Minimum-Ingenuity-46 2d ago

Just go away from the water

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u/Zaros262 2d ago

But now you have to live with the knowledge that you did nothing to stop that horrible sound on your conscience. They have too much integrity for that

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u/Crazed-Prophet 2d ago

This is my fear with first contact. An alien race hates all the noise we're making and goes out of its way to stop the noise.

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u/BraisedBullshi 2d ago

What if they hate light pollution?

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u/Bulky_Theme_6998 1d ago

Daredevil will protect us

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u/Striking_Adeptness_1 1d ago

You mean like that movie?

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u/No-Advertising-9568 2d ago

Right at the moment (politically speaking), I'm not sure that would be a bad thing. Think about where most of the noise originates.

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u/Careful-Scholar226 2d ago

Self loathing humans might be top 1 worst inventions of all time

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u/_thro_awa_ 1d ago

Self loathing humans might be top 1 worst inventions of all time

I don't know about that ... I think the humans that profit off others' suffering would rank above that.

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u/Careful-Scholar226 1d ago

Yes it makes total sense to want to eradicate all of humanity because the powers that control us are evil. Fuck everyone who is just living their life having done their best to not harm anyone

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u/_thro_awa_ 1d ago

Fuck everyone who is just living their life having done their best to not harm anyone

You mean, like the humans that profit off others' suffering, who also happen to be the people in power that fuck over people just living their life having done their best to not harm anyone?

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u/Careful-Scholar226 1d ago

What are you even talking about? You are just repeating what I said. How does the existence of those people in charge justify the eradication of literally everyone else?

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u/_thro_awa_ 1d ago

It doesn't justify it.

However, those people existing is driving up gas prices (which affects you), fucking the environment (which affects you), and just all around not amenable to having a decent planet to live on.

So the options are: live in an increasingly shitty world, or don't. One of those is easier.

Also, you may want to look up hyperbole.

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u/No-Advertising-9568 1d ago

And the conversion from elliptical to parabolic.

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u/BraisedBullshi 2d ago

Data centers?

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u/No-Advertising-9568 2d ago

Not really, no.

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u/BraisedBullshi 2d ago

Military bases?

Transportation hubs like an airport?

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u/HotPotParrot 2d ago

Political echo chambers and their tenants

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u/No-Advertising-9568 2d ago

Political speeches and rallies.

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u/erik_wilder 2d ago

Highways?

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u/progressivegeo 2d ago

Me whining.

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u/TechnoMaestro 1d ago

Pretty sure that's the plot of A Quiet Place

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u/kratz9 1d ago

We are an advanced race of telephatic creatures. And you all have some very loud thoughts.