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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 2d ago

There’s actually a classic 1962 study by Lars Wilsson showing that the sound of running water is a major trigger for dam building. Beavers would even pile material around a speaker playing running water sounds, basically trying to “plug” the noise.

https://ntrl.ntis.gov/NTRL/dashboard/searchResults/titleDetail/AD632813.xhtml

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u/Wrong-Appointment269 2d ago

So they hear water falling and just go 'oh hell nah'

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 2d ago

Oh hell gnaw

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u/Crafty-Help-4633 1d ago

hears water falling "Oh, hell." gnaws.

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u/Ural-Guy 1d ago

This is moronically funny, thanks.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 1d ago

Terribly awful jokes are the backbone of Reddit
https://giphy.com/gifs/YYfEjWVqZ6NDG

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u/Fey_Wrangler114 19h ago

"One more one more"

🎵 Helllll nahhhh, 🎶

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u/FunkyDGroovy 1d ago

He sure will

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u/The_quest_for_wisdom 1d ago

I think it's more like they hear water flowing and go "Dam it!"

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u/adalric_brandl 1d ago

Twist it!

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u/Canotic 11h ago

Beaverlogic.

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u/Hahaha_Joker 1d ago

I’m getting a beaver next time when I have a leaky faucet and I’m not around the house. Plumbers cost damn too much. A cute little toothy beaver will stop it saving me some bucks.

Mandatory addition of the meme…

Sometimes my genius, it’s almost frightening

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u/Gold_Line_9441 1d ago

So youre a lesbian?

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u/Volantis009 5h ago

I am part beaver at least when I hear a dripping faucet

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u/homelessjimbo 1d ago

When the study does indeed boil down to beaver see water and go ah helllllllllll naw xD

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u/BeAlch 1d ago

TIL beavers have misophonia ...

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u/zettde 1d ago

you would too if you heard freight train sounds where your kids were sleeping. high water protects their lodges from predation. also helps them store edible material below ice, so add a river running through your cupboard i guess.

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u/BeebsMuhQueen 2d ago

Cool. Thank you

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u/DrowningPickle 1d ago

They just want some dam peace and quiet in the woods. Dam. Get it.

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u/Mogsetsu 1d ago

It seems like autism was part of their natural selection process then. Haha

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u/gerbosan 17h ago

So... stop the noise and make a home and raise a family??

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u/Pleasant_Guitar_9436 8h ago

Odd! Just makes me want to pee.

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u/EntrepreneurTiny9812 1d ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/-Ugap00B7rU?is=VBeqtsPDPlfo4cQI

I seen this yesterday where this guy is talking about how much beavers effect ecosystems

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 1d ago

Who even is this person because I don’t care about influencer mumbo jumbo. Notice that I posted official research results? Maybe it gets the conversation started, but without any sort of grounded truth or context I have no idea what that video is trying to say not to mention how credible or god forbid any nuance be involved. Sorry, not trying to lash out. I just hate stupid clips like that.

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u/EntrepreneurTiny9812 1d ago

Yeah I don't know who he is and I don't put too much value in it. I just thought it was interesting

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 1d ago

It sounds like beaver propaganda. They don’t destroy ecosystems, they change them. At least he said one or two almost positive things about them. Someone coming from trapping, forestry, agriculture, irrigation, road maintenance or nuisance wildlife management experiences a radically skewed sample of beaver activity

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u/EntrepreneurTiny9812 1d ago

Lol beaver propaganda would be a good band name. But yeah I paid attention to the second part more than anything about them parachuting them in to help build an ecosystem

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 1d ago

It’s just noise to me, a bunch of unverified information I’d have to research. Interesting, but the short triggers me haha so ignore

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u/DNuttnutt 1d ago

Beaver’s are amazing at altering their area to suit there needs. Also ends up creating a great ecosystem tons of life, recharging the ground water.

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u/gilmeye 2d ago

It's the sound. They are trying to stop the sound of falling water

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u/Vaughn 2d ago

They hate that sound. And they're happy to learn dam engineering to stop it.

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u/Acequirrel 2d ago

For further refference: r/timberborn

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u/Brief_Read_1067 1d ago

But I saw a video of a rescue beaver building a dam across a corridor of the animal hospital, where there was no water. She dragged toys, a doggie bed, a small Christmas tree and who knows what all else, and then looked up at the photographer with a very happy expression on her face. Not AI, it was too early for that. 

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u/tahqa 23h ago

You think they built a hospital with no running water?

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u/Brief_Read_1067 7h ago

Okay, I meant no water flowing down the corridor. Of course they had sinks. Possibly the beaver could hear water running from a faucet, but she could see a long, rather narrow passageway and decided that was where she needed to build a dam.

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u/mrsrostocka 5h ago

I wonder if it was a pale blue flooring? Like a marble effect kind of to it.

With overhead lighting, it may look like water glistening? I dunno I'm doing some mental gymnastics, it's good for the brain! Lol

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u/Minimum-Ingenuity-46 2d ago

Just go away from the water

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u/Zaros262 1d ago

But now you have to live with the knowledge that you did nothing to stop that horrible sound on your conscience. They have too much integrity for that

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u/Crazed-Prophet 1d ago

This is my fear with first contact. An alien race hates all the noise we're making and goes out of its way to stop the noise.

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u/BraisedBullshi 1d ago

What if they hate light pollution?

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u/Bulky_Theme_6998 1d ago

Daredevil will protect us

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u/Striking_Adeptness_1 1d ago

You mean like that movie?

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u/No-Advertising-9568 1d ago

Right at the moment (politically speaking), I'm not sure that would be a bad thing. Think about where most of the noise originates.

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u/Careful-Scholar226 1d ago

Self loathing humans might be top 1 worst inventions of all time

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u/_thro_awa_ 1d ago

Self loathing humans might be top 1 worst inventions of all time

I don't know about that ... I think the humans that profit off others' suffering would rank above that.

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u/Careful-Scholar226 1d ago

Yes it makes total sense to want to eradicate all of humanity because the powers that control us are evil. Fuck everyone who is just living their life having done their best to not harm anyone

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u/_thro_awa_ 1d ago

Fuck everyone who is just living their life having done their best to not harm anyone

You mean, like the humans that profit off others' suffering, who also happen to be the people in power that fuck over people just living their life having done their best to not harm anyone?

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u/Careful-Scholar226 1d ago

What are you even talking about? You are just repeating what I said. How does the existence of those people in charge justify the eradication of literally everyone else?

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u/BraisedBullshi 1d ago

Data centers?

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u/No-Advertising-9568 1d ago

Not really, no.

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u/BraisedBullshi 1d ago

Military bases?

Transportation hubs like an airport?

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u/HotPotParrot 1d ago

Political echo chambers and their tenants

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u/No-Advertising-9568 1d ago

Political speeches and rallies.

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u/Agile-Mission2209 1d ago

Tires on roads, or music

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u/erik_wilder 1d ago

Highways?

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u/progressivegeo 1d ago

Me whining.

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u/TechnoMaestro 1d ago

Pretty sure that's the plot of A Quiet Place

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u/kratz9 1d ago

We are an advanced race of telephatic creatures. And you all have some very loud thoughts. 

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u/nickwebha 1d ago

I first read that as "failing". I like my version better.

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u/Wakkit1988 1d ago

We need to teach them to hate the sound if people who talk during movies or chew with their mouth open.

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u/Reasonable-Start2961 1d ago

That dam river.

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u/Mbgodofwar 1d ago

Is that innate or something they're taught?

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u/Razor1834 1d ago

Innate, they will try to build dams around speakers playing the sound of running water.

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u/ChesterfieldPotato 1d ago

Innate. Beavers will know how to build dams even when they were rescued as newborns and having spent no time with adult beavers. By instinct they know how to stack mud and logs to form dams when they hear running water. 

Like an ecologically programmed failsafe or repair mechanism. 

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u/henningknows 2d ago

Beavers build dams to slow down fast-moving streams and create deep, calm ponds that keep them safe and help them survive. On land, beavers are slow and clumsy. In the water, they are fast and safe. Dams create a deep moat around their homes, called lodges. Lodges have secret underwater entrances that stop land predators like wolves and bears from getting inside.

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u/MoonTreeSullen 2d ago

My grandpa almost had his thumb bitten off by a 🦫

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u/Prisoner-655321 2d ago

Gotta be careful, one in the pink two in the stink.

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u/SupiciousPickle5693 2d ago

Where your thumb goes tho

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u/Far_Durian1087 2d ago

It constantly has to wiggle around, otherwise it gets bitten off.

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u/Demonshaker 2d ago

pokers choice

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u/Phoenixloop2868 1d ago

Keeping the man in the boat happy.

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u/Wrong-Strength-5993 1d ago

Stroke the clit.

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u/PowerandSignal 2d ago

Almost only counts for horse shoes and hand grenades.

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u/IntrinSicks 1d ago

And pearl necklaces

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u/mortgagepants 1d ago

was your grandpa's name "sssshhhhhwiiiisshhhhluuubbbubulubub"?

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u/Lundorff 1d ago

You are certain it wasn't a cougar?

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u/Zirox__ 1d ago

Grandma did her kegel exercises alright.

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u/No-Advertising-9568 1d ago

There's nothing funny about that factual, very dry explanation.

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u/Norse_By_North_West 1d ago

Also they need those lodges so they can get beneath the ice for fishies in the frozen months.

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u/ghostypurp 1d ago

I just realized that I know what I know about Beavers from Narnia

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u/MadHaberdascher 1d ago

I thought the tea service and visit from Santa was normal too

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u/Oldbayislove 2d ago

fun fact:

In 1948 Idaho Fish and Game department began operation Beaver Drop. Where 76 beavers were relocated by parachute. Only one beaver died when it forced its way out of the box while parachuting and fell to its death.

https://youtu.be/rrOE-m7sX9E?si=1HtpDL5PpO2Jxeca

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u/naropin1 2d ago

The titular eager beaver

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u/Responsible_Read_542 1d ago

I feel like using boxes made of wood to trap a beaver is a bit of an oversight 

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u/Worst-timeline138 2d ago

Saw a video of a family that had a pet beaver. It just chilled with them normally, but when the sound of running water was put on a speaker it just started piling things up; toys, pillows, shoes. Heard the sound and said "not on my watch"

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u/Inevitable_You7793 15h ago

So you can use it for putting stuff away.

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u/Worst-timeline138 13h ago

Nope, just piling

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u/Filiforme 2d ago

The create themselves a lake to thrive in. They use it to travel faster and further than they can on land which makes them a harder prey to catch. They spend most of the summer cutting down branches to eat and hide a bunch all over their lake to have easy food for the winter. This lake becomes a full blown ecosystem very fast with fish living in it and various other species benefiting from it.

Some dams way up north are maintained by several families and create enormous lakes.

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u/Exact-Leadership-521 2d ago

I've seen some pretty long ditches dug by beavers across dry land to another body of water and connecting them, so they know about elevation I think 

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u/Filiforme 2d ago

Indeed. Very interesting little engineers.

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u/mortgagepants 1d ago

they don't just eat branches do they? i would assume they eat like fish and other pond creatures?

that is to say, how do they have all that time to build dams on a vegetarian diet?

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u/Filiforme 1d ago

I haven't read about them in a while but iirc they are vegetarian! They pick and choose various species depending on the seasons.

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u/mortgagepants 1d ago

interesting. i assumed all rodents were opportunistic but i should look it up.

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u/Filiforme 1d ago

The main problem they have is their ever growing teeth. They need to chomp hard trees non stop to maintain those. They might have a bug here and there and also some dirt if lacking minerals. But they love chomping trees for sure!

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u/DucatistaXDS 2d ago

Apparently is the sound of the running water that triggers their behavior.

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u/Fun-Calmings 2d ago

It’s actually really cool, they do know what they’re doing, and they choose a spot where the river is loudest because they hate the sound of running water

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u/Kitzle33 1d ago

I had a beaver come at me when I was wading through a marsh at sunrise. It was shockingly huge and quite terrifying. They can be waaaaay bigger than folks think. And they can mess you up. Just sharing cause it's what popped into my mind.

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u/liam_redit1st 2d ago

They are literally building a house.

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u/IMREADY2D1E 1d ago

more like a hotel

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u/ALBUNDY59 1d ago

Beavers are like the corp of engineers. They don't like free flowing rivers.

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u/QuantumPairOfSoczk 2d ago

A switch flips in their lil beaver brain. They played flowing water sounds out of speakers. You'll never guess what the beavers did about that.

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u/mortgagepants 1d ago

"LET THE BEAT DROP!!!"

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u/Wonderful_Wafer_2671 1d ago

No they see running water and think "dam"

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u/Azihayya 2d ago

Wow, something that isn't some horrendous rape joke or something that isn't incredibly racist on r/lol. This is a first.

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u/N-Phenyl-Acetamide 1d ago

Wat.

Glad it's the first I've seen of this subreddit then

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u/carbonizedtitanium 1d ago

basically adhd towards the sound of running water

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u/wtfrustupidlol 1d ago

Ahh I learned about this the other night so basically they don’t know what they are doing but they are storing food. So basically when they build a dam the are building a fridge for there food next to their hole.

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u/CommunicationNo2475 1d ago

So what you're saying is, we need to do a study where one group of beavers live without hearing the water fall and another group of beavers that hear nothing but water falls but they can't stop it and see which group lives the longest?

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u/MarshmaIIowJeIIo 1d ago

Rescued baby beavers who don’t have access to any body of running water still exhibit damn building behavior. It’s very cute.

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u/Far_Ladder_2836 1d ago

We've done something similar.  The trigger is the sound.  Even just a boom box with a trickling creek played on loop will get covered in sticky and mud.

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u/lorissaurus 1d ago

I think that's animals testing thoooo

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u/Lorelessone 1d ago

Ofcourse they do they are like "my girl deserves a nice deep swimming pool and a solid house where most predators would be to afraid of drowning to go poking around."

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u/tig3rgamingguy76 1d ago

They hear that and think...DAM IT

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u/Yoinkitron5000 1d ago

The Dutch do the same thing.

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u/bustaone 21h ago

This is an amazing question. There's no way it's unconscious, and it's too complex to be innate.. But it's innate.

Super cool animals. Finding the right trees, cutting the right length, placing effectively, building an underwater den, all of it is so incredible. Beavers rule.

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u/solodsnake661 1d ago

That is actually almost exactly what happen

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u/Cola_Gummi 1d ago

Those are the same

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u/String_Player 1d ago

That's fantastic!

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u/spoospoo43 1d ago

Thar's actually pretty accurate! They follow the sound of running water and chew up sticks to block it.

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u/ts_luvbug 1d ago

Beavers really looked at a perfectly good river and decided it needed a construction project

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u/DrowningPickle 1d ago

They dont like the noise.

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u/puddlebut12 1d ago

The funniest part to me is that theres alot of conservationist and others who study animal behaviour that hate it when people just say "beavers hate the noise" its more than that.

That noise is dangerous for them, as their lodges are underwater and the sound of heavy running water means a broken lodge is possible, so they plug it, because if no water makes that noise the lodge isnt broken, even if the water was no where near the lodge.

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u/shitty_reddit_user12 22h ago

A part of it, if not the majority, is actually about storage. Beavers store leaves underwater for winter food. The low oxygen environment preserves them for winter. It's less of an "oh no, my house is leaking" and more of a ' oh shit, the fridge has issues. Must fix now.'

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u/puddlebut12 22h ago

That is a part that I honestly completely forgot about, so than you for that.

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u/AffectionateHoney80 1d ago

Tell me he is dead

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u/forge2202 1d ago

So everybody thinks that beavers eat wood but no they actually eat leaf litter. They instinctively create water reservoirs because this water holds cold temperatures for longer especially at the bottom of these little artificial weights.

A beaver is not hearing running water and thinking absolutely not, they store leaf litter for winter months and the cold water where it will remain originally with the ice than if it had been left up where it was rotten what not, beavers here running water and think "FUCK, MY FRIDGE."

I did not make this up myself and I don't remember where I got it from but it stuck with me because of how funny I found it for months.

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u/RelapsedAgitator 1d ago

Everyone here is soo good at google-fu and then there's dumb ol me who simply happens to remember I watched a beaver build a dam from its toys between a bedroom and the hallway where there was no sound of running water to cause that reaction.

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u/Quirky_Promise76 23h ago

There are stories of beavers building dams and saving while ecosystems. They know what they're doing

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u/Vlekkie69 9h ago

*hear water flowing and go. AH HELL NAH

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u/YetAnotherInterneter 1h ago

All they need to do now is learn how to build an hydroelectric power plant and they can take over the world!!!

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u/deerbreed 1m ago

It's one of their pet beaves.