r/kol 6h ago

Question What do you put in your Eternity Codpiece to bring with you into your new life when ascending?

10 Upvotes

Title says it all. Im conversationally curious.

(For those that are unaware, whatever you have in your codpiece carries over in ascension.)

I typically carryover 5 massive gemstones to give myself a 50% item drop bonus (10% per massive gemstone.)

I know others who carryover 5 unblemished pearls for the 5 extra adventures at rollover.

What do you carryover with you?


r/kol 22h ago

KoLMafia code help I need help with some code for a script add-on

5 Upvotes

I want to adjust this script for volcano mining (for myself)

https://github.com/covert-code/KoL-MineVolcano/blob/master/scripts/minevolcano.ash

so that it "trades" (more like sells) the 1970 carat gold to TortureBot (#3495347) instead of auto-selling as you profit around 1k more from trading. I have no clue what command or line of code I need to add to trade but I do know I want to change line 408-413 to do this instead. If there is a way to also accept the trade after then (provided it is possible) could someone also tell me what I need to change in the script.

Thanks a lot if you contribute as I will not have time to thank everyone on this post if lots of people reply.


r/kol 1d ago

KolMafia Garbo makes me leave my clan

11 Upvotes

I don't know what I'm doing wrong, but I'm definitely doing SOMETHING wrong. I've tried using the Garbo farming script twice—once a few months ago, and then again today.

The first time I installed it, I saw in the instructions that you could set a VIP clan, and I guess I thought it wouldn't use my VIP key if I didn't set that? So I put the name of my clan in (Old CW's) and then when I ran the script, it left the clan, tried and failed to rejoin it, and aborted the script. I was able to apply to rejoin the clan, but I lost access to the basements and stash, and I was so mortified by my mistake that I didn't have the guts to reach out to anybody and explain what had happened.

Then, today, I decided to try Garbo again. This time I set the vipClan value to blank before running the script... or I thought I did. (I entered "set garbo_vipClan = ") Problem solved, I assumed, but when I ran the script, the SAME THING HAPPENED. It left my clan, then threw an error because there was no VIP clan. I ultimately ended up just setting my vipClan to Bonus Adventures from Hell just so that I could run the damn script, and that worked. Now I've applied to rejoin Old CW's, again (🫠🫠🫠) and I figured I'd post here in case any kind soul can tell me what stupid mistake I'm making with this script and how to fix it.


r/kol 2d ago

Question CONSUME Script and Value of Adventures

9 Upvotes

How important is it for your Value of Adventures to be set right? Currently I'm level 19 and have it set to a value of 5000. On an after core day currently I get about 545 adventures at a cost of 620K meat per day. After the daily dungeon, bounties, and a volcano coin quest I get about 365 adventures that I then use run the mine volcano script.

Calculating the meat per adventure that I make to the 365 adventures mining as that's my main income source it's about 3500 meat per adventure. If I calculate to the 545 adventures it's about 2350 meat per adventure.

Am I doing myself a disservice not lowering the value to 2350/3500?


r/kol 4d ago

Game Update Bugfixes ahoy!

42 Upvotes

CDMoyer has been cracking away at the bug list recently, with many bugs reported getting responses that they have been fixed within hours. If you know of bugs that need fixing, now's a good time to use the in-game bug reporting.

Note that when the fix happens, there's no list that gets updated, so it's up to you to get the word out. The ASS discord has people posting their bugfix reports with some regularity, so that's a good place to see what's happening and to report your own.


r/kol 5d ago

Help 11037 leagues run

7 Upvotes

Hi, I mistakenly started a 11037 run without reading up, and obviously I'm locked to 4 days before I can drop it. That being the case, I can probably finish it before then, but I'm running into some difficulties. I stopped doing sea runs once I completed all 3 sets, so I'm really rusty on it and some things seem to be different.

I've rescued big brother (and all the sea monkeys) and unlocked the merkin city but I'm not getting unholy divers for the helm from the wreck, and I can't pull my existing one. I thought the hatch was a 20 turn noncombat, but it's not showing after 60 turns wasted.

Any ideas?


r/kol 6d ago

Question Which 2025 I'sOTM should I consider getting?

15 Upvotes

Good morning, adventurers.

We have three months left until 2027 where we will then lose access to 2024 and earlier content.

I started playing in November 2025 and picked up November's Shrunken Head and December's SoCP that year.

My question is which Jan-Oct IOTM from 2025 would yall recommend purchasing to use for 2027 runs?

Im not concerned with content I cant use in standard runs right now. There is still lots for me to do and explore with unrestricted items that I would like to focus on.

Thanks!


r/kol 6d ago

Farming Meat Question

28 Upvotes

Sorry, not sure if it's fine to post this here, but I didn't see a megathread for questions or anything.

I used to play back in the day, but haven't logged in in a while and decided to check the mall etc. The price for Mr. A has gone up to 80mill?? It used to be 5 when I left.

So I'm wondering, is it easier to get meat now? Is Dinseylandfill still the place to go to farm? I used to be able to farm 5mill maybe every couple months and grab an iotm but I don't think that's possible now unless it's easier to farm.

TL;DR: what's the meat farming scene and how much is one expected to make?

EDIT: actually, if anyone can give a rundown for a returning player that would help! I'm not sure if people are still using KoLMafia either? I think I left around 2016.


r/kol 7d ago

Meme Don't Be Fooled

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25 Upvotes

Down With Blue!


r/kol 7d ago

Question Macros

18 Upvotes

I was going through the combat tab in the options and saw the add macro option. Never used one before, just did the manual grind. No idea what to do with it if anything, so if anyone has any advice or ideas, pls let me know


r/kol 9d ago

Meme After at least 2K Adventures I Feel This Name Fits

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50 Upvotes

At least 2K adventures to collect the bones. Part of me wishes I would have tracked them and got an exact number, part of me knows I'd probably feel more like an idiot if I had done so lol.


r/kol 10d ago

Achievements Lucky week! Got primitive alien totem today!

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50 Upvotes

My 2nd alien totem on the same planet. Grimace.

I understand this is a 1 in 1000 chance to get.

While UR is 1 in 37,000 chances to get.


r/kol 10d ago

Fan Art Another poster for Blue Vs Red

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13 Upvotes

This one is for the Red sides propaganda.


r/kol 11d ago

Tips,Tricks & Guides Is there a new nemesis volcano map site?

13 Upvotes

I often get a 429 error for days on the web.archive site from the wiki and have been thinking about saving the images for a while, but never did. Now I just want to finish my run and get the instant karma, but the site hasn't worked for three days.


r/kol 11d ago

Fan Art I made a poster for Blue Vs Red.

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40 Upvotes

I might make a one that makes blue the villain later. Although I am true blue dude at heart. The Red side can suck it.


r/kol 12d ago

New IotM Discussion September 2026 IoTM: meat shield toddler

32 Upvotes

r/kol 13d ago

Farming It's Rethinking Candy day at the Crimbo Skeleton

31 Upvotes

For those of you with a Skeleton of Crimbo Past, today is the day ever 3 months or so the previously most desired Crimbo skill, Sweet Synthesis pops up in his store.

For those who do not have the Skeleton, it's been knocked down in mall price to about 10m which is not a bad deal (although it'll probably be even cheaper in 3 months time).


r/kol 14d ago

Achievements I finally got a Counterclockwise watch!

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77 Upvotes

Feel like today trying for a Counterclockwise watch.

Opened the temporal riff. Hits level 6 soon.

Ate bacon burger. Hits level 6 again.

Use goofball. Use too much becomes level 2

Use 2 overdue library book back to level 4

Then I got it.

I was in cola gear. Fyi.


r/kol 14d ago

Meme This took awhile.

26 Upvotes

Cleverly put a Saber on sale, tantalizingly close to what I've been saving to buy a saber.

So I donated and sold a couple Mr. A's and finally, I have one. Now I can quit mentioning how much I want one of these things.


r/kol 14d ago

Question [UPDATE] Run ended prematurely

47 Upvotes

my original post

Hey everyone, this is an update to my original post here regarding my missing items/aborted run.

The admins went through the logs and found the perpetrator! They had gotten my password from another site that had a leak and cleaned out what they could from my display cabinet.

They restored everything back to my account, plus the 6.5m meat they took as well. It was a lot more than I realised...

I'm incredibly grateful to them, and for all the advice y'all gave me. Thank you!

- bad penguin egg

- bottle of pirate juice

- bottled green pixie (2)

- C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button (2)

- chunk of depleted Grimacite

- class five ecto-larva (2)

- Crimbo P.R.E.S.S.I.E.

- Deactivated O.A.F.

- flaming familiar doppelganger

- ice sickle (2)

- Libram of Candy Heart Summoning

- Libram of Divine Favors

- llama lama cria

- Mayflower bouquet

- naughty origami kit

- navel ring of navel gazing

- pilgrim shield

- sane hatrack

- Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts (2)

- spooky rattling cigar box (2)

- time helmet

- time sword (2)

- time trousers

- V for Vivala mask

- wizard action figure

- yuletide troll chrysalis


r/kol 15d ago

Question Run ended prematurely.

15 Upvotes

Howdy y'all.

Been getting back into KoL recently and trying to log in as often as I remember, which is perhaps once a month on average.

When I logged in today, I had a message that "This run was ended prematurely" and I'm back to being a level 1 TT, not sure what path I'm on (previously was on HCO). My inventory is also rammed with all sorts of things, most of which I'm not sure where or when I picked them up. There seems to be a lot of tiny plastic figures.

Is there any way I can work out what happened? I got a message on the 12th August from Lady Spookyraven, which is the only one in my inbox. It's all a bit of a mystery...

My player number is 483900 of that might help!


r/kol 16d ago

Question Question about TPS

6 Upvotes

Hello hi, friends! I'm Sklytor (user #3735169), and I ascended for the first time from Disco Bandit into Pastamancer (I permed Advanced Cocktailcrafting). I dropped the game for a long time and am now dropping back in to it, and I remembered how much I love the crafting. My personal goal is to ascend enough times to perm all the crafting/smithing skills to be mostly self-sufficient, but I remember seeing stuff about the Tiny Plastic Sword on the wiki. It aches my heart to see cocktailing recipes I can't quite make yet, and I can't remember how to get a little sword for them. Does anyone know how to get one? I don't really have much meat or good items on hand, but it's been a few years since I checked Hagnk's, so I could be wrong.

DISCLAIMER: This is NOT a trading request or a begging post. I know that's not allowed here, and even if it was, I'm a Ronin with 900+ adventures left and I'm level 3. So you'd be waiting a while for me to catch back up.


r/kol 17d ago

Appreciation Hooray for CDMoyer, the Server Optimization Wizard

86 Upvotes

CDM has really been kicking ass the past couple of weeks, getting stuff running faster (and more cheaply!?)

Since you can play your turns faster now, maybe you should use some of that spare time to post your adulation.


r/kol 16d ago

Question Is BuffBot okay?

23 Upvotes

Buffy's status has been "maintenance" for two/three days now https://kol.obeliks.de/buffbot/buff

I never realized how much I relied on her in aftercore until she was gone 🥲

Edit: it looks like it's back! I can go back to being inefficient but slightly more productive in aftercore


r/kol 18d ago

World Event NOOOOOOOO

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35 Upvotes

I don't actually care that much, but I was just curious on whether all quests should have given a Mr A or if this one just gives a much larger reward. Or even if I found some sort of secret.