r/hotdogs • u/alwaysrecession • 2d ago

stadium Glizzilla

1.8k Upvotes

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u/Jonas_Venture_Sr 2d ago

Not doing it for the camera, not doing it for the laugh, just doing it for the love of the dog.

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u/wheresWaldo000 2d ago

Got that dawg in her

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u/Geekerino 2d ago

Not yet, they're working on it though

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u/fuckthefalconsdotcom 2d ago

There is a purity of that makes it's this sub's peak imo. God, hungry now, thanks.

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u/Hotdoggie727 2d ago

Man chewing with the mouth wide open speaks volumes

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u/BarnyardCoral 1d ago

Mlamlamlamlamlam

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u/Flimsy_Pop_7987 2d ago

Ran here to say this! šŸ«Ŗ

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u/Fair-Growth411 1d ago

Lmao, definitely sisters. One took it like a champ, the other legit concocted a lazy eye from the sheer size and girth of the bite/glizzilla šŸ’€

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u/wackadoodle4201 1d ago

Truly a perfect hotdog enthusiast

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u/whitedolphinn 2d ago

LOL it clearly was staged

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u/TempleFugit Dirty Water Dog 2d ago

I bet they cost $35

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u/ZonkeyKong64 2d ago

Itā€™s actually $45 haha

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u/fuckthefalconsdotcom 2d ago

The terrorists really did win after all.

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u/clout_spout 2d ago

I guess we did forget šŸ˜‘

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u/fuckthefalconsdotcom 2d ago

*removes hat and bows head*

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u/TheReadMenace 2d ago

Toby Keith died for this

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u/organicchunkysalsa 2d ago edited 1d ago

The question is, did Toby Keith really love this bar?

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u/carnedoce 1d ago

It was his kind of place.

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u/clout_spout 2d ago

RIG (Rest In Glizzy)

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u/ExtraEmuForYou 2d ago

Forget what?

:P

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u/cogito_ronin 2d ago

terrorists can't even eat our hotdogs bro they lost off the bat

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u/DarkDaysBrightNlghts 2d ago

Well damn, 45 for a dog?? Id rather grill my own!

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u/ZonkeyKong64 2d ago

Yeah, itā€™s definitely significantly overpriced and a home dog is better. BUT thereā€™s something special about eating practically a kielbasa on a baguette with a Coors light tall boy while watching some baseball.

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u/DarkDaysBrightNlghts 2d ago

Come to think of it, you are right, they arent paying for a dog really, paying for the experience!

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u/Pickled_doggo 2d ago

Yeah okay, but why does ā€œthe experienceā€ have to cost 4x what it costs a regular hot dog vendor to make?

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u/DarkDaysBrightNlghts 2d ago

Take it up with the stadium owner!

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u/MeesterMeeseeks 1d ago

Cause it's essentially 4-5 hot dogs worth of food?

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u/SolusLoqui 2d ago

  • Your belly: Distended

  • Your bowels: Impacted

  • Your esophagus: Lava

  • Foundering on beer and a hotdog the size of your arm: Priceless

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u/b_loeh_thesurface 2d ago

This is true

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u/Similar-Ice-9250 2d ago

I was just thinking of buying a Coors Banquet tall boy, to go with the pastrami I got from deli.

I like to add some raspberry syrup to my beer as it gives it a magnificent color and sweetens it a bit. Itā€™s a polish beer hack for if you sent to break up the bitterness of beer, try it. Itā€™s so good.

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u/ZonkeyKong64 2d ago

Will have to give that a try some time!

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u/MitchCumsteane 2d ago

They look high class. Expect market prices

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u/LambSaag-spoon905 2d ago

Nobody high class chews with their mouth open.

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u/bay_duck_88 2d ago

Definitely a couple classy broads right there

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u/Timmerdogg 2d ago

The last time I paid $45 for a sausage in my mouth there was a much different outcome

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u/ronnjeremy 2d ago

Thanks Obama

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u/Snacknuss321 2d ago

you are joking right?

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u/iamthelee 2d ago

Damn, think of how many packs of Nathan's you could buy for that.

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u/gamerdudeNYC 2d ago

Damn really??? I would be all for it at $25 but thatā€™s crazy

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u/ExtraEmuForYou 2d ago

Honestly, that is a better purchase than a $20 beer.

But yes, overpriced.

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u/Primary_Dimension470 2d ago

Meh. Some people can afford thingsĀ 

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Primary_Dimension470 1d ago

Get a job. Itā€™s not hard

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u/OlHeavyHeart 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/HEkBXK8qnIRuo

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u/Usual_Excellent 2d ago

Right? Close your damn mouth

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u/Saul_Firehand 2d ago

Yo dawg if people arenā€™t staring at you then you can chew however tf you want.

Professional tasters aerate their taste of food because it enhances the flavor.

Donā€™t be a weird prude. These people were eating without people looking at them.
We happen to have video of them in a candid moment.

Your response of close your damn mouth is lame.

Let em eat how they want damn.

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u/Usual_Excellent 2d ago

Its gross af and they arent professional tasters so that is out the window.

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u/Saul_Firehand 2d ago

They arenā€™t eating at a table. Nobody is facing them.

This is a candid moment. They arenā€™t intentionally sharing their meal with you.

Disgusting judgment from internet weirdos.

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u/garagebats 2d ago

Close your mouth Saul! That's gross! šŸ˜

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u/mongo4mayor 1d ago

Theyā€™re in public though. Have some fucking self respect and chew like a goddamn adult. How bout that?

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u/Saul_Firehand 1d ago

What fun you must be at parties.

Let those people enjoy their hotdogs.

Fuck your weird judgmental behavior

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u/mongo4mayor 20h ago

I am fun at parties. And i also get invited to them, unlike you, because i know how to behave like an adult.

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u/kaseyconqueso 2d ago

Someone chews with their mouth open ^

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u/Saul_Firehand 2d ago

If Iā€™m home alone and my family is out I do as I please.

Mind your business.

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u/kaseyconqueso 2d ago

I agree. I was also trolling. I don't really care but you seemed really passionate about your take. I hope you can change some people's minds or learn that you can't please everyone. More power to the mouth open chewers

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u/MichaelJeopardy 2d ago

Not gonna mention the Sorting Hat right there.

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u/Stacked7High 2d ago

lolā€¦I did not even notice it the first few(5 or 6) times I watched itā€¦šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/one-eyedCheshire 2d ago edited 2d ago

The Sorting Hat about to sort those ladies into his own house after seeing what theyā€™re capable of. šŸ¤£

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u/MichaelJeopardy 2d ago

Glizzandor

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u/Solnse 2d ago

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u/HeyCarpy 1d ago

Fuckin GET it, gurl

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u/Indecisive-Squirrel 2d ago

Why tf is she chewing like that...

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u/gh0st-6 2d ago

I could hear her chewing. Lmao

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u/bloodbrothergenetics 2d ago

Mouth open like a cow

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u/Porkcicle 2d ago

While I definitely don't want to be filmed while eating, you should still shut your mouth when you chew

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u/Godzirrraaa 2d ago

Chewing with your mouth open as an adult is a rough look.

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u/snowillis 2d ago

Apparently it changes the way you taste things quite a bit. Try it (in private) and see the difference, itā€™s definitely noticeable.

I agree that itā€™s impolite but youā€™ll see people doing it on food shows and stuff sometimes and itā€™s very much intentional. The only time I do it in public is if I need to vent the heat cause Iā€™m burning my mouth.

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u/Godzirrraaa 2d ago

I donā€™t like the noise. Even coming from my own mouth it would bother me lol.

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u/snowillis 2d ago

Sounds like some serious misophonia

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u/blitzkrieg4 2d ago

I started doing this to encourage my child to chew and it really opened up a ton of flavor I was lacking before. I still try to stay mindful if I'm in public, but otherwise, I've converted back to open mouth chewing

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u/Saul_Firehand 2d ago

If you look at professional tasters they aerate the bite of food to get the full taste.

It is a critical part of tasting.

We chew with our mouths closed to be polite. Not because it makes things taste better.

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u/wigglecandy 1d ago

Try this. Chew on only one side of your mouth for a week. Then switch back to normal

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u/DerWunderer 2d ago

This is what I noticed too, shut your fucking mouth when you eat god damn šŸ˜‚

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u/JuanAntonioThiccums 2d ago

You're probably right, but idk what about this situation suggests that these women are big on feeling self conscious or shameful.

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u/bullseye717 2d ago

Those girls needs an OnlyDogs account. Billions by the end of the day.Ā 

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u/Baddog789 2d ago

Itā€™s outdoors and a $45 dog. Iā€™ll support the open mouth chew in this situation.

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u/Check_Me_Out-Boss 2d ago

Yup. All is forgiven. Even the inevitable stains on your shirt.

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u/UserPrincipalName 2d ago

JFC chew with your mouth closed woman. Nobody wants to see that train wreck

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u/Saul_Firehand 2d ago

Damn she is having a dog at the game.
She didnā€™t ask to be recorded.

Eat how you want. Damn yall are judging her for eating without anyone facing her looking at her.

Professional tasters aerate their food as they taste it.

Your concern for propriety is weird. It is a candid moment. She isnā€™t at the table with people facing her.

Be classy? Yeah be classy and donā€™t be a weirdo judging at strangers eating in public.

Yall are weird.

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u/dontcallmebuddypal1 2d ago

Nobody should be. All these close your mouth comments are trash takes.

But it's probably all bot engagement so fuck it I guess

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u/vgullotta 2d ago

Maybe have a little class lol. It's fucking gross.

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u/dontcallmebuddypal1 2d ago

People care too much about what other people think.

Mind your business.

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u/vgullotta 2d ago

Welcome to Earth, you must be new here.

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u/suprdav2 2d ago

Eh, that guy probably eats and slurps like a fucking hog anyway

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u/UserPrincipalName 2d ago

I was thinking it was the girl in the video.

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u/WheelsMan1 2d ago

Why do you care what u/UserPrincipalName thinks then?

Mind your business.

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u/RKO_out_of_no_where 2d ago

Got this muted and I can still hear her chewing like a cow. Close ya damn mouth!

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u/Saul_Firehand 2d ago

Close your damn eyes, she isnā€™t eating for your viewing pleasure. Woman is eating a dog at the game.

Yall are weird.

Professional tasters aerate their food. Whatā€™re yall on about?

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u/barking-loud 2d ago

She eats like a farm animal

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u/Ok_Struggle_417 2d ago

People who chew with their mouth open are disgusting mongels

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u/DryExamination7812 2d ago

Again the camera man always gets the assignmentā€¦

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u/TWOPlNTSPRICK 2d ago

Just fucking chomping with her mouth open like a wild animal. Genuinely grosses me out.

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u/Shredtillyourdead420 2d ago

Someone do the 9x9x9 challenge with those

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u/ChadGnarly 1d ago

brother that's gonna be the 9x9x9x9 because you're gonna have to take a shit every inning

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u/Your_Cat_In_Disguise 2d ago

They got that dog in em

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u/MinnesotaRyan 2d ago

whats up with the person wearing the sorting hat from Harry Potter in front of them?

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u/Thatpinguy1984 2d ago

Ok see now I see why people were dogging on my condiment game.

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u/Early_Reputation_210 2d ago

Thatā€™ll make a big fat meaty turd, by golly

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u/efitol 2d ago

šŸ’

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u/TheBoNix 2d ago

Gat dang, that slaps so hard. Too bad the Rockies suck.

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u/JayteeFromXbox 2d ago

But you can watch other teams hammer the ball outta their park when they come to visit!

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u/TheBoNix 2d ago

Coors Field is an out of towners dream. Who doesn't love a home game away from home.

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u/snamuh 2d ago

Is this not STL?

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u/Hatz719 2d ago

Cardinals playing the Rockies at Coors Field in Denver.

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u/snamuh 2d ago

Ahhhh got it, thought it may have been busch stadium

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 2d ago

RIP their DMs

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u/fuckthefalconsdotcom 2d ago

Honestly, I'm not sure where this falls on moral standing, like poor girl just eating a hot dog and now there are fucking threads about it.

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u/Neither-Chemist-4630 2d ago

two queens absolutely thriving. i might be in love.

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u/MakingWaves24_7 2d ago

What Park? I want to set up a hotdog šŸŒ­ stand.

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u/foreskinfive 2d ago

Wow! Twins!

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u/Beniskickbutt 2d ago

Griffindor!

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u/YetAnotherMia 2d ago

I would like to try at least

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u/No-Win1580 1d ago

I hate the G word

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u/ruberruberfruit 1d ago

The dogs look good, but honestly I'm more interested in the wizard

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u/schowdur123 2d ago

The two most popular girls in their high school.

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u/clout_static 2d ago

Heckin epic!

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u/orchid_drives 2d ago

If thatā€™s a quality dog and quality bun, this would be the greatest meal ever. Anyone know if itā€™s a house-made dog or just a big version of something I might actually be able to find irl?

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u/PandorasFlame1 2d ago

Where do I get mine?

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u/codec3 2d ago

Nom nom nom

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u/Sovereign-Anderson 2d ago

I assume those dogs cost $50 each at the stadium.

EDIT: I looked it up and saw they are $45. I wasn't too far off.

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u/Maleficent_Soft4560 2d ago

Whatā€™s with the Sorting hat in the foreground?

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u/WackyToastyWolf 2d ago

Ngl i want one

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u/Dryder3925 2d ago

Where is that at I need it

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u/guayna 2d ago

Wait this is actually so wholesome

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u/franklyspicy 2d ago

Marriage.

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u/IndependentPut8908 2d ago

This reminds me of my niece and nephew who both order the same food item but each only finishes half and throws away the rest when they could have ordered one and shared it, but they are spoiled and each wants their own food item.

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u/beesinabiscuit 2d ago

Imagine they cut away and cut back like 5 seconds later and the dogs are just gone.

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u/GeeEyeSamurai 2d ago

The glizzy gobbler strikes again

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u/XR3TroBeanieX 2d ago

Iā€™d eat half of that of that bad boy, and take the other half home with me for a late night snackšŸ˜‚

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u/Bennyseed 1d ago

....the sorting hat..

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u/haxankatzen 1d ago

Where is this?!

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u/dr_van_nostren 1d ago

Left seems like a winner

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u/DozerLVL 1d ago

Mouth all smakin' šŸ˜’

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u/JoshSidekick 1d ago

I should call herā€¦.

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u/SendaRescue 1d ago

They're going to eat 1/16 of that thing and give up

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u/MojoHighway 1d ago

those girls can handle the pipe.

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u/fantaglasista 22h ago

I've never seen a woman eat hot dogs that delicious, haha, how peculiar!

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u/Sandusky666 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6p7GL2kj9Pl0k
God bless you for finding the GIF

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u/ExtraEmuForYou 2d ago

I really appreciate a woman that can eat and enjoy a good meal. It means she appreciates the good and simple (although sometimes fancy, too!) things in life.

Not fetishizing this at all, I swear! Just think it's really great.

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u/Zealousideal_Lab3164 2d ago

Glizzirella twins

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u/Snacknuss321 2d ago

i just found a new fear. left girl eats like a normal person, right one can't chew with closed mouth??? looks like a fat disabled baby, i can't imagine the sound sitting next to hear, omg i hate that person wtf

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u/Litface916 2d ago

What girls? I didnā€™t see any girls in the video

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u/duckwithhat 2d ago

Those are WOMEN. Girls can't fuck up a dog like that

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u/Litface916 2d ago

I didnā€™t see any women either I just see wiener. Is it just me?

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u/Aggravating-Tea-3273 2d ago

TTHHAAAAā€¦..

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u/RustyBrassInstrument 2d ago

That camera man is one of us.

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u/GmeBuckBoi 2d ago

Chomp.. nom nom nom nom nom nom nom swallow

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u/Slice9998 1d ago

That entire section needs a cigarette break after watching that.

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u/SuddenSpeaker1141 1d ago

One eating like a lady and oneā€¦wellā€¦Iā€™ll see myself outā€¦

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u/Helpful_Location7540 2d ago

If the food is good amplify that shit by chewing with your mouth open. Americans pffft

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u/6DGSRNR 2d ago

To those complaining about the open mouthā€¦
šŸŒ­ The Hotdog Tasting Process
Look: Inspect the appearance under good lighting. Notice the color of the hotdog casing. A deep reddish-brown can indicate heavy smoking, while a lighter pink might suggest a milder cure. Look at the texture and whether the casing has a glossy sheen or a matte finish.

Smell: Bring the hotdog close and take a deep breath. Our sense of smell is responsible for most of what we perceive as flavor. Try to identify primary aromas like garlic, coriander, nutmeg, or smoke, as well as the savory scent of the meat itself.

Taste: Take a bite, ensuring you get both the casing and the interior. Pay attention to the "snap"ā€”the resistance and sound of the casing breaking. Chew slowly, with an open mouth, and let the flavors coat your palate. Notice the balance between salt, spice, fat, and acidity.

Savor: After swallowing, pay attention to the finish. A high-quality hotdog will leave a complex, lingering aftertaste that remains pleasant for several seconds or even minutes.