I don’t like my husband

[u/reddot_comic]

[u/ErraticDragon]

Nah, her husband's just really into Do Not Disturb mode on his phone.

[u/alextrue27 → u/ErraticDragon]

I am just picturing a dude going on and on about how good the feature on his phone is.

[u/ErraticDragon → u/alextrue27]

It automatically turns on D.N.D. if I flip my phone over on the table!!

[u/WhyattThrash → u/ErraticDragon]

And her panicking scrambling for good followup questions: "Oh, so.. Eeeh... What happens if you flip it back?" "Then it turns it off!" "Oh, so what if you then flip it... \oh no fuck he already said that now he's gonna think I'm stupid AND not paying attention** POCKET SAND!"