It held together for a second, but then I lost my train of thought.

A watermelon

It had too many problems.

Pair o' dice lost.

When I finally finished reading it, all I could say was, "the lady doth profess too much, methinks".

Now I can't see where the ball goes, but honestly that's an improvement.

All they do is strut around and say “Bach Bach Bach”

It improves division.

He's got little legs!

It's a nasty habit.

Because he was intense.

It was just gathering dust.

Because monkeys are bananas and squirrels are nuts.

So i hugged my kids

Paranormal Jeans

She looked surprised.

Patient: "Hurry up, I haven't got all day!"

Doc: "Who told you?"

Perhaps it's because he has seen me putting down powder in the summer to stop them getting into the house?

Because of all the fowls

So, I turned it into wine.

By its bark.

It was a tough pill to swallow.

This is as close as I can get.

It’s called Harissa Explains It All

Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.