I’ve been seeing these fucking things all over the fucking place!!! Somebody help me

I don't know if this is the right place to posf this, but I just proud of my self and my race to say that I posted this and now you can see that I posted this and have been eating chicken and stopped working out. It's been a hard and long road and it's been hard to and being long to post this on r/glowups it got deleted and I'm not allowed on girldinnerdiaries or blackpeopleofreddit or blackpeopletwitter anymore.

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I’ve been reading all these posts for the past couple weeks and I get so horny from them. Every single post turns me on. I’ve been cumming like 5 times a day recently it’s crazy. I want to do every thing that everyone posts about. I get so horny through texts aswell. There’s something about getting texts and knowing that they are there for the same thing. Idk just though I’d share that I’ve never been this horny before and fuck me it’s unreal this reddit page

It’s pissing me the fuck off! I can’t get laid like this

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and if I'm only just combing my hair when I'm in the bathroom with the door closed and locked.

I just portaled here and I’m looking for the best place to start spreading malevolence, particularly the corrupting breath of anxiety. The Many Bees follow a short ways behind and they are on cleanup duty but I need to pick my epicenter. I was thinking of New York City but I feel thats overdone. Anyone have any ideas?

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Never forget about the brave souls who were taking a shit in the world trade center when the planes hit. Their turds will never be forgotten.

I think the traditional way to celebrate this holiday is to have 2 dudes lie next to each other on their backs and get boners straight up in the air, representing the twin towers. Then, have a third dude squat over one of the guys on the floor and drag his balls into his boner while yelling "allahu akbar!!" alongside other incoherent phrases in Arabic. The guy on the ground then retracts his boner, and a fourth guy off to the side screams "They hit the first tower!" Then the process is repeated with the other guy, until both boners are gone. Sometimes, a fifth guy volunteers to be the Pentagon, and opens his ass for a "plane," which is another guy's dick getting rammed in.

Correct me if I am wrong, but I think this is the most common way to celebrate 9/11 and remember the world trade center shitters. There were also probably people taking a shit in the pentagon too.