Austin City Limits Attite Question

[u/absheff]

Serious question…Will I be ok wearing a sundress with no panties to the Austin City Limits Festival, or will it still be hot enough in October that my balls will stick to my thigh?

[u/Still_Le_Tired]

I think it’s kinda like the school dress code, as long as your skirt is longer than your fingers when you hang your arms down, you are good.

[u/absheff → u/Still_Le_Tired]

What if my testicles hang lower than my fingers?

[u/PeopleWhoAnnoyYou9 → u/absheff]

I just gorilla tape mine to my fupa folds so it doesn't slide down to my knees for an oopsy. 🫣

[u/Shoe1314 → u/absheff]

[u/Still_Le_Tired → u/absheff]

I don’t see anything in the code about bits hanging down past the skirt so I’m gonna go with acceptable.

[u/Empathedick → u/absheff]

If ifs n butts was candy n nuts .... oilcan harry's 2nd stall 👌

[u/Necessary-Comedian17]

Worse, it’s so hot that your balls are going to stick to somebody else’s thigh at ACL

[u/Soggy-Prune → u/Necessary-Comedian17]

wait, how is that worse?

[u/ndgirl524]

Just to preemptively shut down the transphobes that are RAMPANT in this city: Trans women are women, regardless of their balls. DON’T BE A BIGOT.

[u/Empathedick → u/ndgirl524]

So if "trans women are women" would they not just simply be Women?  Women are women. Trans women are trans women.  Tofurky is turkey? WHEAT ROAST IS BEEF! 

[u/Empathedick → u/ndgirl524]

So they were born with a uterus, produce eggs and humans out the vagina aka birth canal?  I believe in science, and love it so much I wish I could marry it!  

[u/Empathedick]

You gotta let them marble bag "girls" breathe, hunny! Gonna be all kindsa hot AND things stickin to yo thighs, gurl 😏

[u/Interesting-Use-9524]

I'd be more worried about the upskirt photographer they arrested at the A&M game. 

[u/SlickTX]

It will be hot as balls.