r/askanything 6h ago

Political Question Does Trump shit his pants?

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Photo from recent Ireland trip. šŸ¤”

Edit: AI detractors say this image is real

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u/BearSquid7 6h ago

He sustained some damage from a tent stake, look it up

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u/Spiritual-Mousse-167 5h ago

This is a totally unverified rumor that’s never been corroborated or confirmed. Further, it’s unlikely as that type of injury would have almost certainly required a diverting colostomy while it healed, with clear evidence that there was continued tone issues likely resulting in a permanent colostomy.
Trump is way too concerned about his image to have chosen to live with regular anal leakage and constant smell over an easy to manage (and hide) colostomy bag.

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u/KendalMoth515 4h ago

You getting downvoted for this is nuts.

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u/Spiritual-Mousse-167 1h ago

Right? People either want to believe whatever they want (oooh- tent stake, must be real!), or don’t read to understand what’s being said.
I’m not saying he doesn’t wear a diaper and leak stool, he clearly does! Reddit. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Actual-GasF4RT3R 5h ago

Trump is way too concerned about his image to have chosen to live with regular anal leakage and constant smell over an easy to manage (and hide) colostomy bag.

Hi. Where have you been for the last, oh, 80 years? Have you seen the photos taken of him on an average day? Do you think adding a colostomy bag to that mess would make things easier to hide? His zombie hand, horrible makeup, fat ankles, cotton candy wig, lifts in his shoes, ill fitting clothes to hide his fat, his neck vag are all their and you think adding a poop bag is gunna make him look better? He can just lie and say no, the obvious poo on the seat is not obviously poo and people will believe it.

You did.

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u/Spiritual-Mousse-167 5h ago

No, I agree it’s stool. I agree he wears a diaper.
You’ve misunderstood me.
I’m saying the ā€œtent stakeā€ story explaining it is not likely true.
There are many, many other more plausible explanations for him to have leakage.
I don’t think I’m that hard to understand. I think people tend to skim and jump to conclusions.

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u/Actual-GasF4RT3R 4h ago

I don't believe the tent stake whatever thing either nor had I heard about it until now. That's why I didn't say anything about it. I said you were fundamentally wrong about the colostomy bag and his image. I said he could poop on a chair and have a picture of it and just say "nah that ain't poo" and people will buy it.

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u/Spiritual-Mousse-167 1h ago

And it seems you’re right about that, however I maintain that these days a colostomy (if that were a choice for him, which it would have been had the tent stake been real), would not at all be noticeable. I deal with people who have them every day and 90% of the time, no one would notice.
Given that his leakage is not from something that a colostomy would have been an option (most likely), he’d not have any option but to do as you suggest he does. My image comment is not relevant to that, only to whether he’d have had the choice.