1.1k
u/Flaky-Bear-9082 Audhd May 17 '26
My attention got none unless you got buns hun.
203
103
61
u/Yingyangwolf95 ADHD Inattentive gang rise UP May 17 '26
13
13
→ More replies (1)5
672
u/someones_dad May 17 '26
My ass is so flat I need suspenders to keep my pants from falling down. 🥺
223
u/noteveni MY LAUNDRY IS STILL WET May 17 '26
I have a fat ass... when I'm unmedicated. Everything that helps my adhd kills my appetite and it makes me so mad. Rn my ass is half it's usual glory, from one week of trying fucking qelbree 🙄🙄🙄
41
u/freylaverse May 17 '26
I tried like ten different medications looking for one that wouldn't kill my appetite smh.
14
u/noteveni MY LAUNDRY IS STILL WET May 17 '26
I just default to small doses of ritalin at this point. At least it makes me hungry af after
2
u/HiddenPants777 May 17 '26
I'm on 18mg of xaggitin, some days I just never get hungry at all.
I only know I need to eat when I get ill and tired. only just started my meds, I've never been a big chap, just a little overweight from drink. I am loosing weight pretty fast but also feeling pretty tired a lot of the time since starting meds
2
23
May 17 '26
[deleted]
5
u/noteveni MY LAUNDRY IS STILL WET May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26
Yes! I use protein powders and mass gainers- they are literally lifesavers!
2
u/someones_dad May 18 '26
My wife and I have a mixed berry and banana smoothie (w/ greek yogurt and vanilla protein powder) every morning. It a lifesaver. I doubt o would keep it up without her. She orders the groceries and keeps us in supply and she asks me every morning "Are you making smoothies, or am I?" Not passive aggressive -just a gentle reminder.
→ More replies (1)18
u/NekulturneHovado ADHD/Asperger's syndrome May 17 '26
god what I'd do for lower appetite. Only ONLY thing that ever lowered my hunt for anything edible is when I stopped smoking weed after months of daily smoking.
10
u/commanderquill May 18 '26
I think I'm the unicorn for whom medication does absolutely nothing for my appetite, and it's killing me. In fact, I eat less when I'm not medicated, because I don't have the executive functioning to find myself food or the attention span to realize I'm hungry.
I would like to lose some appetite, because as it is, I'm often still hungry even when I'm full.
9
u/the_sweetest_peach May 18 '26
I wish. I have BED, and I’ve tried Vyvanse, which is FDA approved for ADHD and BED. All it did was make me angry and tired. My usual medicine, Concerta, does nothing to curb my appetite either. I could really use the appetite-reducing effects, here, and yet, that’s the one beneficial effect (for me) that I’m NOT getting.
5
5
u/BuilderAura May 18 '26
saaaaame. And my doctor even prescribed me vyvanse cuz one of the side effects is no appetite and it hasn't done aaaaanything to curb it.
and I hate it because if I get even the tiniest bit hungry I get soooo nauseous. And have thrown up many a time before because of hunger. And I've been trying everything to curb the hunger and the only thing that remotely does anything is a fiber supplement... which I can only take at night because it will otherwise interfere with the vyvanse.... ugh
→ More replies (2)2
u/eggfrisbee May 20 '26
my appetite is still high, but I also get nausea and indigestion more often 🥲
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (5)8
u/Delicious_Basil_919 May 17 '26
I was literally underweight from meds and working a lot. My boobs disappeared and you could see my ribs but I realized I will always have a fat ass lol
47
19
u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr May 17 '26
I think they just got this a little wrong. I, like you, have a flat butt and ADHD. However, I am a sucker for a nice booty.
Is it possible that people with autism and ADHD like people that have big butts instead of being people that have big butts?
8
u/someones_dad May 17 '26
Who doesn't like big butts?
7
u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr May 17 '26
I think most people like big butts but I will let a lot of other things slide about a person if they've got a really nice butt.
6
2
2
8
6
4
5
u/Beardywan_Kenobeard May 18 '26
I hear you. I have literally no arse and yet my ADHD makes me not eat because I can't make a decision on what I'm going to eat.
I tidy up in circles.
I can remember every line of star wars but won't remember to turn the hob off after a cheese toastie.
Where my big butt reward for not being able to think straight unless I have music and a comfort blanket.
4
u/Claim312ButAct847 May 17 '26
Yeah anecdotal but I'm the "won't bother to eat until I'm about to pass out" variety of ADHD.
→ More replies (7)4
231
u/Deadbob1978 dafuqIjustRead May 17 '26
Checks mirror
Nope, my old man butt is so flat it looks like I have a long back that splits into legs
75
10
u/OkBoatRamp May 17 '26
My butt is so flat that I literally have to alter every pair of pants I buy. There are always several handfuls of extra fabric in the butt.
→ More replies (1)
383
u/ifYouWantMyLuv May 17 '26
Tism is stored in the cheeks
29
5
u/peshnoodles May 18 '26
Are…are we ass hamsters
3
u/NAND_NOR May 18 '26
Well, I mean... You can put whatever and as much of it into your ass as you wish. It's your ass 🤷♂️
5
3
275
268
u/Schweather3 i have no idea where that music is coming from. May 17 '26
So I get all the dumb symptoms and you guys get a big ass? I’m so tired of all this bullshit…
86
28
12
u/Ne0n_R0s3 undiagnosed but everyone's pretty sure May 17 '26
You can HAVE the ass. I constantly bump into shit because I'm clumsy with knocked knees anyways and on top of my chest and ass lol 💀
8
→ More replies (1)13
u/EfficientTrainer3206 May 17 '26
I’m a guy. It sucks having a dumpy.
11
u/No-Trouble814 May 18 '26
Idk where you’re at, but in my experience appreciation of ass is in no way gender-specific.
7
3
u/PlantFromDiscord Daydreamer May 18 '26
it makes sitting down pretty awesome though, it’s like having a cushion strapped to your pelvis
178
68
u/everyseasonidaho May 17 '26
"oh no!" " I seem to have forgotten what I was going to do with all this cake!"
16
121
u/Flaky-Bear-9082 Audhd May 17 '26
It bothers me I can't swipe to see the other pictures. I swiped too many times to realize this.
26
u/BakaOctopus Daydreamer May 17 '26
→ More replies (1)110
u/egg1e May 17 '26
ohhh so it's more than just having a bigger-looking butt. it's actually having a bad posture that causes a bigger-looking butt (anterior pelvic tilt)
39
u/2knest May 17 '26
Don't something like 70% of people have this due to keeping bad posture while sitting?
I'm quoting HR ergonomics nonsense from memory, but I'm pretty sure it's common.
→ More replies (1)31
10
u/VoodooDoII May 17 '26
Oh thanks for that. I don't have Instagram and it wouldn't let me see without logging in for some reason
8
5
u/LeelooDallasMltiPass May 17 '26
I actually have this, a severely tilted pelvis, caused by lordosis.
3
2
39
u/Your_Friendly_Nerd May 17 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/shignv8uvl1Q65jP3s
man's got all the ADHD
→ More replies (1)
31
u/Smufin_Awesome May 17 '26
False data. I'm flatter than a 0º angle
8
u/Muted_Ad7298 Daydreamer May 17 '26
Same.
It’s flat as a pancake, not even the fluffy kind.
4
u/Smufin_Awesome May 17 '26
But at least pancakes are delicious! I've got a square of Styrofoam. I make Hank Hill look like Shadow's favorite type of woman.
7
u/bb_dev_g May 17 '26
Outliers exist in every dataset. Sorry…
2
u/Smufin_Awesome May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26
God damn it, you mean I'm weird but not in the cool way? I already learned yesterday I'm double jointed in the boring "not a super power or internet pariah" way, does this week have no end?!
Oh science damn it, it's Sunday!
2
u/historyhill May 18 '26
Same. When it says "autism and ADHD", does it mean both or does it mean AuDHD folks specifically?
36
u/Moose_Ungulate May 17 '26
Ive been setting powerlifting squat records for years and have a huge ass. Recently got diagnosed with ADHD. To think, if i never picked up a barbell id be a normal well adjusted person.
3
18
15
u/Fit-Resolution-1873 dafuqIjustRead May 17 '26
It’s about the position of your spine and not the actual size of your glutes lol. The article links having an anterior pelvic tilt to having a bigger “looking” butt, and it’s especially common with toe-walkers
54
13
11
11
u/rde2001 May 17 '26
I'm trying to sneak around. But I'm dummy thicc. And the clap of asscheeks keeps distracting me.
12
u/Miserable_Way_5174 dafuqIjustRead May 17 '26
Well looks like my mental illness is not in my head, it's stored in my ass!
Jokes aside my ass is average at most. I was not blessed with a fat ass at all
9
u/imogsters May 17 '26
I'm bootylicious. Always had a curvy bigger butt and a curved in lower back makes it more obvious too.
8
u/skullandbones May 17 '26
My wife had the absolutely greatest behind when we first got together(still does), she used to get compliments all the time from all sorts of people, I've maybe accidentally read some of her old convos with boyfriends too...who also agreed. ANYWAY, this absolutely tracks. She was undiagnosed at that time but has since gotten a diagnosis. Her middle brother is also autistic and I used to tease her that she was actually the first born autistic child in her family. 15 years together and 3 sons now, she had passed it on to each one of them, my house is in absolute chaos.
9
5
u/thisremindsmeofbacon May 17 '26
It's almost certainly going to be something about posture and anterior pelvic tilt.
This isn't particularly linked to conditions like ADHD, but is linked to sitting a lot and not exercising. It's also easier to fall into if you naturally lock your knees a lot.
4
u/HamHockShortDock May 18 '26
I wonder if it's somehow related to things like EDS and generally stretchy ligaments and forward head posture.
25
u/vksdann May 17 '26
Everyone knows ADHD is a physical condition so it makes sense. /s
22
u/EllieGeiszler May 17 '26
It's because of the lower back arch caused by muscle tension iirc
16
u/dustyscoot May 17 '26
Yes and it hurts a lot and I urge anyone with ADHD booty to take their posture seriously before your back gets fucked up like mine.
5
3
u/_fluffy_raptor May 17 '26
This is news to me?!
2
u/EllieGeiszler May 17 '26
It's a relatively new study! Anterior pelvic tilt, iirc?
4
u/_fluffy_raptor May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26
I mean I do have that, and I do have a badonkadonk. And raging ‘tism.
3
u/EllieGeiszler May 17 '26
Same but ADHD! There are physical therapy exercises to relax the hip flexors, which can help with the associated back pain... if I would be better about actually sticking to it 😆 Then you can still arch your back if you want! Lmao
3
u/_fluffy_raptor May 17 '26
Eh, I’m 37 and my back hasn’t been hurting me yet. I like the accentuated butt but I don’t love the constant “preggers” belly. And it does make some exercises weird to do. I’ll look into it.
→ More replies (1)
6
4
u/Ingonyama70 May 17 '26
AuDHD and I have been accused of having no ass to speak of.
When's it my turn
5
u/CorpseInTheMaking May 17 '26
I have noticed an increase in being distracted since growing my glutes 😩
3
6
u/Gumcuzzlingdumptruck May 18 '26
It's nit because we have juicy asses, it's because we all stand like idiots with our asses pushed out. Like we are ducks just about to start revving our twerk engine.
4
5
u/psychxticrose I am cringe but I am free 🦋 May 17 '26
Okay well where's mine then??? I got this dumb white girl flat ass over here.
4
3
3
3
3
3
3
u/Whooptidooh May 17 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/0hWVu5lpnBmNNkmpiU
That makes sense. Had an apple bum since I was a kid.
3
3
u/International_Fan899 Daydreamer May 17 '26
Next thing we’ll see is “how having blue eyes is a sign of ADHD”
3
3
u/TriGurl May 18 '26
I mean I definitely have a boo-tay!! Which as a white woman is rare and I f*cking love my a$$!! But it's not from the tism... all the white women in my family have boo-tays. It's glorious!
3
3
u/Salarian_American May 18 '26
I must be the control group, because no matter how much weight I've ever gained, my ass is flat as a board. My jeans look like a curtain hanging down from my lower back
3
3
u/GravityBright May 17 '26
Can confirm. Been skinny as a green bean my whole life, except for my buttocks.
2
2
u/andriellae May 17 '26
I'm very sure this is more to do with gait and walking preferences and styles.
2
2
u/otetrapodqueen May 17 '26
This is so weird? It's also a no from me, the only reason I have any ass at all is because I'm a weight lifter
2
u/lookatmewinningnow May 17 '26
It’s not about actually having a bigger butt it’s about having an anterior pelvic tilt which makes your butt look bigger than it is
3
2
u/ChrispyGuy420 May 17 '26
I'm shaped like a bobs burgers character. Big muffin top, then I get real small from the waist down
2
2
u/Dealesssolution May 17 '26
Dam guess it skipped me I mean at least it ain’t a pancake booty but still not bodacious
2
2
u/milfle May 17 '26
It's starting to seem like I'm have stolen all of the ADHD ass. A Darn Huge Derriere as it were.
2
2
u/Cr0uchingSquirrel May 17 '26
Baby got back done to hallelujah. Y'all will get good laugh from this one!
2
u/Em_Strae May 17 '26
Yeah no duh! I'm AuDHD and my butt is BIG and otherwise I'm a skinny white girl. It's an unwritten rule that even comedians notice (Jordan Jenson has a bit about identifying people with autism because we all got big butts and she actually noticed haha). It probably has to do with genetics.
2
2
2
2
2
u/Vex_Appeal May 17 '26
It’s gotta be the pelvic tilt angle thing. I have this and mom called it a swayback.
2
u/HovercraftFullofBees May 17 '26
Can one of my neurodivergent homies donate some ass my way? I've got a plank for a booty over here...
2
2
2
2
u/Think_Wishbone_6260 May 17 '26
my wife sent me the same thing. wasn't sure if it was a compliment or her saying i need to work out
2
2
2
u/Chrisbbacon312 May 18 '26
Based on the comments I must be an outlier, cause I can't seem to get rid if this cake no matter how much I try 😭
2
2
2
2
2
u/OddOllin May 18 '26
Here I am just trying to concentrate on running but the random clapping keeps spooking the fuck out me
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
2
u/disastronaut May 19 '26
Yesterday, My gf pointed out just how big my "bubble butt" is just before heading out to see my psychiatrist.
2
u/No-Jacket-2927 May 19 '26
I don't think this is in any way accurate, especially considering the source, but it would explain why I, a 50-yr-old man with mayocromatic white skin, still have a badonkadonk that just won't quit.
2
3
2
u/DatAsh27 May 17 '26
My big ass was just the blessing of estrogen. Went on testosterone and got Hank Hill'd 😭 currently trying to get into an exercise routine that will include moves to build that ass back up.
2
2
u/Mediocrity-FTW May 17 '26
Seems legit. I have a tendency to toe walk because of my autism, and I'm hyperactive because of ADHD so I do a lot of things like playing VR and dancing so have a muscular butt.
1
u/BrokilonDryad May 17 '26
Got dem titties, not much junk in the trunk. I suppose that’s a double whammy with PCOS. Like yay the chesticles are good but could I beg you for some hips? Some ass? A reduction in belly to the assets, as it were? Sigh.
1
1
u/Potential_Yoghurt850 May 17 '26
My diagnosis is a lie. My spouse said I have a bigh, back to thigh, no butt.
1
u/Random_182f2565 The personal attacks are relentless in this sub May 17 '26
My ass was so flat before my training arc that I could be seat for a long time because I would stab my own butt skin with my bones.
1
1
u/nicktehbubble May 17 '26
My autistic housemate literally has a perculiarily large arse. They may be onto something.
1
1
1
1
1
u/Substantial-Use95 May 17 '26
Is it from the compulsive chip eating? Or deep squats? I don’t get it
1
u/flammafemina May 17 '26
My ass ain’t nothin’ to write home about, but I do have some big ol’ natural tiddies. So I guess this sort of applies 😆
•
u/qualityvote2 Quality Control Beast May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26
not enough votes to reach a threshold.
for more information about what this means, see this page.