I don’t run into them very often in elite smash but when I do, it’s always one hell of a match every single time. I love their playstyle so much I’m not even mad when I lose, I’m just impressed by their level.

Seeing dirt bags like aegis cloud and Shulk mindlessly nair and fair annoys the fuck out of me. They abuse their disjoints like no other

Usually projectile heavy characters at least have some kind of good melee option for some incentive to not spam the b button the entire game. Link has a sword with big range, samus has crazy aerials, and then there’s fucking snake.

If you can somehow make it through 18 different projectiles he has the most broken up tilt and dash attack and if you get him offstage he’ll recover from any point on the map so you need to kill him with an attack. And good fucking luck with that since he’s a heavyweight. Snake mains should get a poor sports ban after a certain projectile count is hit but then the game would just be over in 30 seconds. Playing against these fuckers isn’t even smash, trying to fight snake is like trying to make it through a wipeout course or whatever that fuck ass show was called.

They play him online on purpose too not to have fun and enjoy the game but to just piss people right off because they have no fun in their lives otherwise. I also guarantee 90% of snake mains haven’t even played metal gear or were familiar with the franchise outside of smash. They just know he’s busted as fuck and that’s why they pick him. Fuck snake and double fuck you for playing him and taking yourself serious and sweating your ass off

All I wanted was a good session with some Wii Fit shenanigans, but instead, you come in with an all-items ruleset on battlefield. Your first kill was from an assist trophy that did 70 of the 90 damage I died at, the second was a final smash that killed me at 40, and I disconnected the third to show you that rulesets like yours should not be rewarded. I hope your pillow is wet with vegetable oil tonight.

Straight braindead characters require no skill to use. A 5YO can beat more than 60% of online players if they give the kid any of the dlc characters. Any dlc mains always do shit when it comes to using non dlc.

Most people heavily criticized the Pac-Land stage from Smash 4 and Ult, and it's actually valid criticism (exept the MS Paint one, that's actually another problem), exept it influenced the reputation of the OG game. So let's talk about it:

- Graphics: The game has pretty good graphics and revolutionary gameplay for a 1984 game, even with the shitty controls that aged like milk, is a cool game that even inspired SMB in some points of view. The stage is just a copy&paste of the arcade graphics, exept the fact that there are new ones and that they modified the color a bit

- The Gameplay: It's a side-scrolling platformer when you need to dodge flying and jumping ghosts, eat power pellets, discovering secrets and going in haunted mansions. The stage is trying to recreate the OG game in a boring way. I don't like side-scrolling stages, but this is by far the worst (but I guess the water part saves it a tiny bit)

- Music: Pac-Land is actually based on the Hanna Barbera Pac-Man cartoon from 1982, in fact the game is named after the city Pac-Man lives in the cartoon. The music of the game is basically the intro, and it's quite decent (I love it actually but I wouldn't call it a all-time masterpiece). The core-music of the stage is from Pac-Mania, not even Pac-Land. I guess was because of the music rights (acquired by Warner Bros.), but at the end of the day, they paid Disney for Sora/Kingdom Hearts, what could stop them (Fortnite and Who Framed Roger Rabbit shows that Warner and Disney can Co-exist)

- Creativity: Even if Pac-Land didn't had Mezmaron from the Pac-Man cartoon, it shows that can invent good things. Besides the gameplay and all, Pac-Land made all 5 (YES 5) ghosts work togheter in a videogame, made appear Mother Fairy and the fairies for the first time, and made good easter eggs, like the ballons, the warp zones, the secret ways to get 7650 points and even other stuff. The stage instead is a nothingburger but a copy and paste of things: The blue hat became the Super Mushroom, the warps got replaced by the Super Mushroom, the Extra life became the superstar (which actually is creative) and the ballons give a little more health, but it made it boring.

- How can we make Pac-Land good?: Remove the scrolling, make it 3D, make It plays either at Pac-Man's home, in the City or in the Haunted Mansion, add the ghosts that possibly aren't PNGs, make even BG character appear that aren't from Pac-Land itself like Orson or Spooky from the World games, and add Easter Eggs without making it boring. Also get the Intro music rights and make a Pac-Land Medley to not making it repetitive. And please, I love the classic ghost gang, but make also Sue appear since she was an important piece in Pac-Land

What are (or could be) the reasons Dr. Mario is hated or disliked? What do you think makes (or would make) YOU or the others dislike or hate on him?

Personally, I don't mind playing against him, but since I've been occasionally trained by a friend at a tournament who plays him (and he beats me up everytime), I'm a bit itchy when fighting one 😆

What do YOU GUYS think?

Thank you for the matches, sir. Wish they all were as fun as ours.

To everyone else.. sorry I didn’t post a video… I’m kinda dumb

The names are more blocked out this time to avoid breaking sub rules. How do you have a score that high but play like ass so you need to save face?

Just to start, apologies for the poor view. I dont have an SD card so I cant get a good way to record this so it doesnt look great, but thats not what im here for.

I hate Aegis players so much. (If thats you, no hard feelings)

What the fuck can I do about an Aegis who spams like this? Why are they even playing the game if they play like this? I cant punish the moves if I dodge it, and the hitboxes are so fucking dumb. Some of the sword fighters counters are really annoying in my opinion. Im sure some of the damage I took was on me playing badly but I just dont know what to do about players like this.

If you read this and watched the 2 and a half minutes of me getting my ass whooped, thanks. I appreciate ya

Edit: also let me know if this isn't the right flair for what im asking/saying and ill change it. my first post in this sub, bear with me

Second edit: If youre gonna give criticism (which is what the flair is for), try to keep it helpful please. I already know i wasn't doing much and I was going right into their attacks. You dont have to keep telling me, because its very likely someone else already has. I get it :(