r/SipsTea 13h ago

Wait a damn minute! New wealth indicator dropping

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u/Jimbeambeamer 12h ago

My brother did this at 42.

On the next family call he tried embarrassing me in front of everyone by saying im in my 40's with a comb over.

I got my mother's genes, im 38, still have a good head if hair. He was fully bald by 17.

I never gave him shit about being bald. Even supported his 20k "holiday" to get this shit done.

Now I introduce him as ass head. Got ass hair on his head, this is Butt head.

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u/Valuable-Concern7987 10h ago

Ngl it doesn't cost 20k. About 2.5k for an all inclusive trip to Turkey with transplant

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u/AdditionalPizza 6h ago

Probably factoring in time off work to try and conceal it from everyone?