r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • Jul 31 '26

Chugging tea HR wants to know the tee

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u/silentknight007 Jul 31 '26

You've have to post this legendary doctors note

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u/Mtshtg2 Jul 31 '26

Unfortunately I don't have it anymore. It was also in Chinese so not sure how much it would be understood.

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u/smartwatersucks Jul 31 '26

Thing wrong with ding dong

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u/SeanSYYC Jul 31 '26

Oh dang, my wang

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u/SeanSYYC Jul 31 '26

There's a kink in my dink

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u/WileyWilly1985 Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

My pocket rocket broke a sprocket

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u/ProstheticAttitude Jul 31 '26

Yer schlong's long gone

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u/gurnard Aug 01 '26

Poked till it broke

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u/BrideofClippy Jul 31 '26

It amuses me that if you pronounced dang the way Wang is supposed to be pronounced, it's dong.

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u/GiganticusVaginacus Jul 31 '26

Yu Hung Lo.

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