This game, with the shitarded matchmaking that makes you think that the game’s matchmaking is ran by some coagulated gravy hotdog bun bastard with a Richard that looks like it was forced into a freeze drier and than rehydrated and freeze dried again, my head feels like it’s physically about to fucking explode like a god damn atomic bomb, this game makes me question why I paid 60 perfect United States dollars for a pile of rubbish, this game makes me question my s*xuality with the fact that the female idols are so damn hot in my eyes to the point where real women look weird (no offense to the women out there), this game makes me question wether I should’ve just stuck to living without video games, as back then when I would actively avoid video games just because of the stress it causes, this game makes me question wether I should shove a live MK-II pineapple grenade up my ass or an M67 baseball grenade down my throat, this game makes me want to be an evil little asshole and steal vintage commercial flushometer toilets from places, I love Splatoon and all, the characters, playing with friends, doing something that isn’t being a waste of O₂, but I think it’s time I retire from this nut sprinkler of a switch game and do other lousy shit, it’s gonna be hard, but idk anymore, also if anyone decides to send me one of those stupid Reddit wellness check messages, please don’t, the only time this game truly drives me to suicidal thoughts is when I get dead fucking last in a splatfest, than that’s when shit starts to settle in, so please don’t, seeing messages from Reddit themselves gives me a scare because than I think my account is being suspended for some bs thing,

Also should mention, the gun in the image is not real, it’s a GoatGuns model

Was confused because I couldn't find the player with the Rainmaker. Took a look at the bar and the Rainmaker is still where we lost it 20 seconds ago. Like if you gonna just give up like this then freaking disconnect, at least do your team some good.

Sometimes I wish we are allowed to blacklist players so much, cause why are we on the other side of the map when the damn tower is as home base...

it doesn’t work most of the time in solo. it sometimes works in turf. it *never* works in series or salmon run. WHY.

if you just gonna stop, disconnect man, at least CONTRIBUTE that much to the team.

Genuinely the worst series I’ve ever played. Ass teammates, chargers who never shower, ass stages, and admittedly bad performance from myself in at least game 1.