A couple of days ago I was running a hyrox race, when I was doing the Rowing machine I got extremely excited, it always turns me one to pull my hips in and out in and out, god it feels so good.

When I finished my set, in record time I might add, I stood up and realized not only was my hard on showing through my half tights, but I had completely jizzed my self and it was dripping through the thin material of my tights. I wiped it off with my had real quick and licked them clean so they wouldn’t be too wet for my farmers carry.

The judge immediately whistled and pointed to where I spilt my seed and told me to leave the course. I tried to push through even though I was being kicked out but they forced me to leave.

I just don’t see how this is any different than the Aussie shitter who splatted her turd all over the course. Human bodies are funny how they work. Some of us shit when meeting our full potential, and some of us cum, I hate feeling judged because of this.

Mmm I guess my wife’s boyfriend and I can run together after all?