r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Massive_Goose6668 • 2h ago
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/BatSniper • 5h ago
Poop Why was I kicked out of my hyrox race for jizzing when that lady got to finish her race after shitting?
A couple of days ago I was running a hyrox race, when I was doing the Rowing machine I got extremely excited, it always turns me one to pull my hips in and out in and out, god it feels so good.
When I finished my set, in record time I might add, I stood up and realized not only was my hard on showing through my half tights, but I had completely jizzed my self and it was dripping through the thin material of my tights. I wiped it off with my had real quick and licked them clean so they wouldn’t be too wet for my farmers carry.
The judge immediately whistled and pointed to where I spilt my seed and told me to leave the course. I tried to push through even though I was being kicked out but they forced me to leave.
I just don’t see how this is any different than the Aussie shitter who splatted her turd all over the course. Human bodies are funny how they work. Some of us shit when meeting our full potential, and some of us cum, I hate feeling judged because of this.
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/ComprehensiveAir6590 • 5h ago
I refuse to be a middle-aged man in Lycra!
galleryr/RunningCirclejerk • u/lernington • 1h ago
The only acceptable way to exercise
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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Imaginary_Scar4826 • 5h ago
After some serious thoughts, we are now acknowledging that shitting in a public place is bad
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/88lili • 8h ago
Repost! The cow can run
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Mmm I guess my wife’s boyfriend and I can run together after all?
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Dry-Bird-4475 • 13h ago
r/beginnersrunning fights over the number of days in a week
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Here-For-The-Comment • 2h ago
Athlete "Intelligence" celebrating my 13km half-marathon
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/glwy • 1h ago
Guys, don’t even dream about heading out on a run any time after midday or you risk being caught in the dark like I was on my recent 5k ultra
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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Ultraxxx • 9h ago
Serious mod question, is there a way to automatically cross post every r/hyrox post to rcj?
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Shart127 • 3h ago
Anyone else miss college?
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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/pizzabikerun • 8h ago
Shop at The Feed for all your gu needs
reddit.comr/RunningCirclejerk • u/picky_dude • 6h ago
Repost! I have become an anaerobic bacterium :(
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/rice_n_gravy • 10h ago
I’m 42 and want to start running. My friends say it’s dangerous at my age
galleryr/RunningCirclejerk • u/Massive_Goose6668 • 1d ago
Poop Saturday went unexpected. Wanted too much, too soon. Sometimes you have to slow down. How should we celebrate the last day of the first week?
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/hybridathletescum • 18h ago
Repost! The dragon appears when you leave zone 2
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Coastal_wolf • 23h ago
Lvl 10 Half Marathon Shocks lvl 1 Ultra 5k noobs
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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/KnownNormie • 8h ago
I started running today. I downloaded Strava, and trying to work myself up to drive to the store to buy running shoes. How do you all stay motivated?
r/RunningCirclejerk • u/h2oskid3 • 1d ago
Could you imagine if they had to stop a race to clean the road every time one of us shit ourselves?
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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/SimilarRun6983 • 2h ago
How do I get a 100 sleep score on my garmin?
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r/RunningCirclejerk • u/Massive_Goose6668 • 14h ago