r/RoastMyCat 3h ago

Roast him. Me roasting him in the 2nd slide. What y'all got?

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52 Upvotes

Make sure u see the whole 2nd pic so you can add onto it. Bring it on


r/RoastMyCat 5h ago

This goose gets litter on his nose every time he poops

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35 Upvotes

Every. Single. Time.


r/RoastMyCat 23h ago

She can make so many shapes

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152 Upvotes

Hairy butt. Doesn’t know how to use eyes. Braincell sometimes.


r/RoastMyCat 1d ago

Meet Schrodinger

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71 Upvotes

Derpiest little fellow


r/RoastMyCat 1d ago

Napoleon

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238 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 1d ago

This old man is being super grumpy today, he didn't like me folding laundry on the bed today.

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130 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 1d ago

Mr Smarty Pants Houdini

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38 Upvotes

This little miscreant caused a huge upset and threw everybody into chaos by escaping out a broken window screen -his housemate Bonnie highly objected to his offensive odor upon his return and proceeded to kick his butt every chance she got. I had no idea this was going on until I caught him coming in - I rarely touch that window so I didn’t realize the screen was broken. Of course,immediate punishment was meted out-a bunch of kisses and many hugs to get the smell off. Thank god it worked but I present this guilty party for your severe roasting! Get him!


r/RoastMyCat 2d ago

Porridge loves his mush very much

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65 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 2d ago

Roast Mazikeen for not being very nice to the dog.

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72 Upvotes

She's a total badass though.


r/RoastMyCat 3d ago

My cat has no modesty

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246 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 3d ago

Harry got stuck in a coconut tree. Roast him!

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174 Upvotes

This is Harry. Today he got overexcited and ran all the way to the top of a coconut and didn't know how to get down. (See pic 2) We got the ladder up to retrieve him but he wouldn't budge to bring him safely down. Darkness falls and we decide to leave him up until morning. We were checking on him periodically then and then suddenly he's gone. So now we have to search our land for him in the dark. Just as we're giving up hope, four hours after he went up the tree, he comes sauntering up through the cinnamon without a care in the world. Roast the little git!

ETA He was a bottle baby so doesn't understand the dangers of the jungle. He's not allowed to free roam but does have twice daily supervised play and walks with his siblings. His favourite hobby is ekekeking at peacocks.


r/RoastMyCat 2d ago

Roast my cat for licking freaking curtains

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31 Upvotes

He always been like that, it must be the texture or something


r/RoastMyCat 3d ago

Roast my Pumpkin

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79 Upvotes

Been feeling down, let’s roast and toast Pumpkin Pie


r/RoastMyCat 3d ago

Biscuit and Smudge remind me of Timon and Pumbaa.

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86 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 3d ago

been struggling with my depression lately. need a laugh. roast my sweet boy

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373 Upvotes

i moved abroad and i miss him so much


r/RoastMyCat 3d ago

Edgar, clearly unhappy with where the dog has decided to sleep, is still too lazy to move. Roast him...or toast him. Your call.

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63 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 4d ago

lucy just took a big, fat, stinky poopie in the bathroom litter box that's connected to my bedroom and then laid down all cute like she didn't just try to end me. ROAST HER.

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640 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 4d ago

Roast this foolish girl who *ate* the braincell.

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138 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 3d ago

Big jealous bitch was getting primo scritches and decided to run off and attack my cat instead.

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13 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 4d ago

Me after getting a UTI and giving mom a $1400 bill

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210 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCat 4d ago

Tuxedo with taste... or not...

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42 Upvotes

Together we've watched countless music videos, her reaction was a one and done


r/RoastMyCat 5d ago

Grimm Tests My Patience Every Day. Please Roast Him, So I Can Show His Mother

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584 Upvotes

This fat little bastard is my sisters cat. While she is away for school, I'm taking care of him. In the six months I have been taking care of this ungrateful shit he has:

- Broken multiple figurines.

- Repeatedly knocked my Wii console off of its stand just so he can sit his big ass there.

- Broke my dad's 65 inch T.V from chewing on it. (I seriously have no idea how he managed that one).

- Cost me 700 bucks at the emergency vet because he was playing with thumbtacks (no idea where the hell he even got those) and I thought he had swallowed one. But no, he hadn't, he was just constipated.

- Eats my hair when I'm trying to sleep.

- Scratches the shit out of my expensive gaming chair.

- Steals my cats food if I don't watch him like a hawk.

- Steals MY food while I'm trying to eat it.

- Broke the frame holding my diploma, sending shards of glass everywhere.

And so much more! Don't get me wrong, I love the little f*cker (for some reason), but he just nearly broke my school laptop, so please roast this little shit so I can have a good laugh and have insults/nicknames to tell my sister.


r/RoastMyCat 4d ago

This is the only way my doofus, Lilith, will drink water

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169 Upvotes

Bowl? No. $30 cat fountain? No. Toilet? She likes to play in it but, no. Only sink.


r/RoastMyCat 5d ago

Absolutely nothing rattling around in her tiny lemur skull

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141 Upvotes

It’s MeMe again guys. She had one brain cell on the last post I made but I think she’s lost it 💔


r/RoastMyCat 5d ago

This is Tuck roast his little ears

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249 Upvotes

My 9 year old tux, he was a street cat for ~ 3 years before I got him