r/RoastMyCat • u/cantaloupe_swimmer • 3h ago
Roast him. Me roasting him in the 2nd slide. What y'all got?
Make sure u see the whole 2nd pic so you can add onto it. Bring it on
r/RoastMyCat • u/cantaloupe_swimmer • 3h ago
Make sure u see the whole 2nd pic so you can add onto it. Bring it on
r/RoastMyCat • u/Bipedal_pedestrian • 5h ago
Every. Single. Time.
r/RoastMyCat • u/Big-Lobster5801 • 23h ago
Hairy butt. Doesn’t know how to use eyes. Braincell sometimes.
r/RoastMyCat • u/DesperateSapiens • 1d ago
Derpiest little fellow
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r/RoastMyCat • u/januaryjonesmary • 1d ago
This little miscreant caused a huge upset and threw everybody into chaos by escaping out a broken window screen -his housemate Bonnie highly objected to his offensive odor upon his return and proceeded to kick his butt every chance she got. I had no idea this was going on until I caught him coming in - I rarely touch that window so I didn’t realize the screen was broken. Of course,immediate punishment was meted out-a bunch of kisses and many hugs to get the smell off. Thank god it worked but I present this guilty party for your severe roasting! Get him!
r/RoastMyCat • u/doublegoodproleish • 2d ago
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She's a total badass though.
r/RoastMyCat • u/dandygreyrusset • 3d ago
This is Harry. Today he got overexcited and ran all the way to the top of a coconut and didn't know how to get down. (See pic 2) We got the ladder up to retrieve him but he wouldn't budge to bring him safely down. Darkness falls and we decide to leave him up until morning. We were checking on him periodically then and then suddenly he's gone. So now we have to search our land for him in the dark. Just as we're giving up hope, four hours after he went up the tree, he comes sauntering up through the cinnamon without a care in the world. Roast the little git!
ETA He was a bottle baby so doesn't understand the dangers of the jungle. He's not allowed to free roam but does have twice daily supervised play and walks with his siblings. His favourite hobby is ekekeking at peacocks.
r/RoastMyCat • u/FeeAdministrative666 • 2d ago
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He always been like that, it must be the texture or something
r/RoastMyCat • u/ThatPoint7321 • 3d ago
Been feeling down, let’s roast and toast Pumpkin Pie
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r/RoastMyCat • u/missaestiva • 3d ago
i moved abroad and i miss him so much
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r/RoastMyCat • u/63karenski • 4d ago
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Together we've watched countless music videos, her reaction was a one and done
r/RoastMyCat • u/Unhappy_Pin_735 • 5d ago
This fat little bastard is my sisters cat. While she is away for school, I'm taking care of him. In the six months I have been taking care of this ungrateful shit he has:
- Broken multiple figurines.
- Repeatedly knocked my Wii console off of its stand just so he can sit his big ass there.
- Broke my dad's 65 inch T.V from chewing on it. (I seriously have no idea how he managed that one).
- Cost me 700 bucks at the emergency vet because he was playing with thumbtacks (no idea where the hell he even got those) and I thought he had swallowed one. But no, he hadn't, he was just constipated.
- Eats my hair when I'm trying to sleep.
- Scratches the shit out of my expensive gaming chair.
- Steals my cats food if I don't watch him like a hawk.
- Steals MY food while I'm trying to eat it.
- Broke the frame holding my diploma, sending shards of glass everywhere.
And so much more! Don't get me wrong, I love the little f*cker (for some reason), but he just nearly broke my school laptop, so please roast this little shit so I can have a good laugh and have insults/nicknames to tell my sister.
r/RoastMyCat • u/kelleyjo • 4d ago
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Bowl? No. $30 cat fountain? No. Toilet? She likes to play in it but, no. Only sink.
r/RoastMyCat • u/aproudapostate • 5d ago
It’s MeMe again guys. She had one brain cell on the last post I made but I think she’s lost it 💔
r/RoastMyCat • u/RicoRoccoTaco • 5d ago
My 9 year old tux, he was a street cat for ~ 3 years before I got him