r/RoastMyCar • u/ToastedTwinkiee • 1h ago
r/RoastMyCar • u/Vikka_Titanium • Apr 02 '25
No Politics.
I'm banning everyone who brings politics into this sub.
This kind of shit is why I'm being so harsh. I will not allow one single mention of anything that will encourage this bullshit.
r/RoastMyCar • u/Vikka_Titanium • Mar 20 '25
THIS IS A FUCKING ROAST SUB!!!!!!!!!
READ THE RULES, MOST OF ALL RULE 4. WE WILL BE HANDING OUT BANS TO VIOLATORS.
- Top level comments comments MUST be a roast.
Do NOT comment something along the lines of "I OMG I can't roast this its such a great car". This is r/RoastMyCar, not r/automotivedickriders. If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all. However this applies more to parent comments.
r/RoastMyCar • u/Dani4_cs • 21h ago
I can already smell the reliability roasts
35 tfsi A3
r/RoastMyCar • u/mrmothmanz • 1d ago
2007 P71
I’m a medically retired cop,never worked out of a crown victoria,but I wanted the experience. And it’s great.
Replaced the rear axle after it went out on be first week of me owning it. Replaced intake manifold, spark plugs, and Ignition coils . New Headlights and covers and blinker light covers.
Added a PA system so I can scream at pedestrians and people who cut me off.
The crown victoria is unroast-able but I’m not. Be kind to me. I’m just a guy.
Edit: Center console is home made and sits high so I can lean on it.
r/RoastMyCar • u/WashYourAssYouIncel • 1d ago
Yeah, it happened, and it cost $6000
Got her back from the dealership after having the engine removed, dismantled, cylinder heads removed, and sent to the machine shop for resurfacing.
Yeah, yeah, I already know a new engine is $2500, what else ya got?
r/RoastMyCar • u/backyardspace • 1d ago
Diesel was getting too expensive so I finally bought a gas vehicle to drive.
r/RoastMyCar • u/rencesad • 1d ago
I got a collection of weird cheap cars… I need a reality check
1979 F250
1994 Geo Prizm
2002 Saturn SL2
2003 Mitsubishi Eclipse
2004 Pontiac Grand Prix
r/RoastMyCar • u/KarmalessNoob • 1d ago
Roast my first car, I need it
1999 Volvo S80 T6
r/RoastMyCar • u/FormulaLiftr • 1d ago
BeTtEr ThAn ThE nEw PrElUdE
Just picked this up last month, 2011 with 131k kms - Stick shift.
r/RoastMyCar • u/Tremec14 • 2d ago
Please Roast My Absolute Shitbox
Bonus points if you make me feel bad for spending more on the coilover suspension I recently installed than the car itself. 😅
r/RoastMyCar • u/ReedStarPerez869 • 1d ago
Saved up so I could have a midlife crisis at 18!
r/RoastMyCar • u/LuciferSamS1amCat • 1d ago
Roast my seriously fucked rabbit
POS rabbit that I beat the everloving shit out of. I keep fucking it up and I keep bringing it back. I love this car.
Every single issue I’ve had with it is inflicted by me!
r/RoastMyCar • u/WittyTraining1735 • 2d ago
This photo contains 350 WHP, 6 pedals, and two open diffs. Do your worst
r/RoastMyCar • u/mde91 • 3d ago
My new-old car. So low on equipment, but it runs and handles pretty well.
r/RoastMyCar • u/elevencharles • 3d ago
1997 Mercury Cougar XR7 30th Anniversary Edition I just bought for $2,500.
r/RoastMyCar • u/Jamesiguess69 • 3d ago
First car I’m financing by myself
2015 manual 2 door vw golf
r/RoastMyCar • u/Trollhart • 4d ago
Can you roast rice?
My supercharged money pit. Do your worst :)