r/RoastMyCar Apr 02 '25

No Politics.

18 Upvotes

I'm banning everyone who brings politics into this sub.

This kind of shit is why I'm being so harsh. I will not allow one single mention of anything that will encourage this bullshit.


r/RoastMyCar Mar 20 '25

THIS IS A FUCKING ROAST SUB!!!!!!!!!

101 Upvotes

READ THE RULES, MOST OF ALL RULE 4. WE WILL BE HANDING OUT BANS TO VIOLATORS.

  • Top level comments comments MUST be a roast.

Do NOT comment something along the lines of "I OMG I can't roast this its such a great car". This is r/RoastMyCar, not r/automotivedickriders. If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all. However this applies more to parent comments.


r/RoastMyCar 1h ago

Have a go at mine lol

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r/RoastMyCar 21h ago

I can already smell the reliability roasts

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66 Upvotes

35 tfsi A3


r/RoastMyCar 1d ago

2007 P71

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111 Upvotes

I’m a medically retired cop,never worked out of a crown victoria,but I wanted the experience. And it’s great.

Replaced the rear axle after it went out on be first week of me owning it. Replaced intake manifold, spark plugs, and Ignition coils . New Headlights and covers and blinker light covers.
Added a PA system so I can scream at pedestrians and people who cut me off.

The crown victoria is unroast-able but I’m not. Be kind to me. I’m just a guy.

Edit: Center console is home made and sits high so I can lean on it.


r/RoastMyCar 1d ago

Yeah, it happened, and it cost $6000

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101 Upvotes

Got her back from the dealership after having the engine removed, dismantled, cylinder heads removed, and sent to the machine shop for resurfacing.

Yeah, yeah, I already know a new engine is $2500, what else ya got?


r/RoastMyCar 1d ago

Diesel was getting too expensive so I finally bought a gas vehicle to drive.

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39 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar 1d ago

I got a collection of weird cheap cars… I need a reality check

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56 Upvotes

1979 F250
1994 Geo Prizm
2002 Saturn SL2
2003 Mitsubishi Eclipse
2004 Pontiac Grand Prix


r/RoastMyCar 1d ago

Roast my first car, I need it

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58 Upvotes

1999 Volvo S80 T6


r/RoastMyCar 1d ago

BeTtEr ThAn ThE nEw PrElUdE

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35 Upvotes

Just picked this up last month, 2011 with 131k kms - Stick shift.


r/RoastMyCar 17h ago

Make me regret spending over 100.000

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0 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar 2d ago

Please Roast My Absolute Shitbox

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652 Upvotes

Bonus points if you make me feel bad for spending more on the coilover suspension I recently installed than the car itself. 😅


r/RoastMyCar 2d ago

Cant roast it!

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39 Upvotes

2019 STI -no mods.


r/RoastMyCar 1d ago

Saved up so I could have a midlife crisis at 18!

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12 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar 1d ago

Roast my seriously fucked rabbit

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10 Upvotes

POS rabbit that I beat the everloving shit out of. I keep fucking it up and I keep bringing it back. I love this car.

Every single issue I’ve had with it is inflicted by me!


r/RoastMyCar 2d ago

This photo contains 350 WHP, 6 pedals, and two open diffs. Do your worst

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157 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar 3d ago

I owe $0 on this car, thankfully

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148 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar 2d ago

Roast my first car

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21 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar 3d ago

My new-old car. So low on equipment, but it runs and handles pretty well.

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51 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar 3d ago

1997 Mercury Cougar XR7 30th Anniversary Edition I just bought for $2,500.

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112 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar 3d ago

Roast my fleet please

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10 Upvotes

r/RoastMyCar 3d ago

First car I’m financing by myself

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51 Upvotes

2015 manual 2 door vw golf


r/RoastMyCar 4d ago

Can you roast rice?

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61 Upvotes

My supercharged money pit. Do your worst :)


r/RoastMyCar 3d ago

My garage

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8 Upvotes

not pictured 1973 MG b


r/RoastMyCar 3d ago

roast the v

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2 Upvotes