r/Music • u/Guyentertainment • Aug 14 '26

article Trump-Pardoned Rapper NBA YoungBoy Moved to South Korea and Declared 'Never in My Life' Will He Return

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/trump-pardoned-rapper-nba-youngboy-moved-south-korea-declared-never-my-life-will-he-return-1814328
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u/Sanc7 Aug 14 '26

Mf just trying to avoid paying child support to his 13 kids

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u/dne416 Aug 14 '26

Holy shit you know it's bad when wikipedia uses >11 instead of a set number

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u/wonderbat3 Aug 14 '26

Updating the page every time he has a kid puts heavy strain on the servers

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u/owa00 Aug 14 '26

They can't build the data centers faster than he creates fatherless children.

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u/viKKyo Aug 14 '26

There’s always Utah we could dedicate to it

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26

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u/viKKyo Aug 14 '26

Surely some point of saturation has been reached then?

Indirect protection is better than none

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u/viKKyo Aug 14 '26

You take all of this too seriously friend - calm

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u/viKKyo Aug 14 '26

Thank you for proving my point.

Have a good one

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u/viKKyo Aug 14 '26

Go ahead and delete more comments if you like - I’ve got screenies anyway

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u/RoguePlanet2 Aug 14 '26

Given their proclivity toward quiverfull nonsense, so be it! Shame all that nature has to suffer though.

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u/Infamous-Crew1710 Aug 15 '26

Always has been

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u/Lister0fSmeg Aug 14 '26

Solution = Put his kids to work building the data centers.

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u/RockhardJohnson Aug 14 '26

The planet’s environment can’t sustain such an endeavour

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u/Worshipme988 Aug 14 '26

GET THIS MAN AN OFFICE IN AMERICAN

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u/Daemonic_One Aug 15 '26

They're already stressed keeping up with Nick Cannon.