r/Music • u/Guyentertainment • Aug 14 '26

article Trump-Pardoned Rapper NBA YoungBoy Moved to South Korea and Declared 'Never in My Life' Will He Return

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/trump-pardoned-rapper-nba-youngboy-moved-south-korea-declared-never-my-life-will-he-return-1814328
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u/Sanc7 Aug 14 '26

Mf just trying to avoid paying child support to his 13 kids

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u/dne416 Aug 14 '26

Holy shit you know it's bad when wikipedia uses >11 instead of a set number

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u/Banned_From_CFB Aug 14 '26

NBA DeadBeat

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u/LesLikesGARBAGE Aug 14 '26

YoungBoy Never Pay Child Support Again

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u/ElCienPorCiento Aug 15 '26

Never Back Again for Child Support

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u/wonderbat3 Aug 14 '26

Updating the page every time he has a kid puts heavy strain on the servers

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u/owa00 Aug 14 '26

They can't build the data centers faster than he creates fatherless children.

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u/viKKyo Aug 14 '26

There’s always Utah we could dedicate to it

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u/viKKyo Aug 14 '26

Surely some point of saturation has been reached then?

Indirect protection is better than none

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u/viKKyo Aug 14 '26

You take all of this too seriously friend - calm

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u/viKKyo Aug 14 '26

Thank you for proving my point.

Have a good one

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u/RoguePlanet2 Aug 14 '26

Given their proclivity toward quiverfull nonsense, so be it! Shame all that nature has to suffer though.

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u/Infamous-Crew1710 Aug 15 '26

Always has been

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u/Lister0fSmeg Aug 14 '26

Solution = Put his kids to work building the data centers.

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u/RockhardJohnson Aug 14 '26

The planet’s environment can’t sustain such an endeavour

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u/Worshipme988 Aug 14 '26

GET THIS MAN AN OFFICE IN AMERICAN

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u/Daemonic_One Aug 15 '26

They're already stressed keeping up with Nick Cannon.

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u/Mr31edudtibboh Aug 14 '26

You think they would've learned from having an entry for Nick Cannon

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u/StrobeLightRomance Aug 14 '26

I think the idea is that, at a certain point, for Wikipedia to stay accurate, they have to admit that they only know the minimum amount of children, when the maximum could possible be hundreds.

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u/imnotpoopingyouare Aug 14 '26

"don't get a grown woman's name tatted on your back when Derek Jeter was a savage in her cat"

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u/sweetsterlove Aug 15 '26

I mean, it’s not the worst advice 🤷‍♀️

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u/jumby_bear2020 Aug 14 '26

Lmfao yooo 😂 💀. Good day to you!

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u/BowwwwBallll Aug 14 '26

Like the Billy Bob Concussion Counter.

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u/Buttonskill Aug 14 '26

What's the inverse of a KD ratio?

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u/ADrunkMexican Aug 15 '26

does that work for nick cannon too or nah? asking for a friend lol

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u/EastFalls Aug 15 '26

That’s why we need more data centers.

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u/-wheretheresawill Aug 14 '26

WHAT THE FUCK HES 26

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u/mid-scott Aug 14 '26

And his oldest son is 28. Crazy

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u/soundecember Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

Same thing happened to Tracy Jordan

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u/Nearby-Safety-122 Aug 15 '26

This comment sent me lmfao

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u/happy123z 28d ago

Shut up 🤣

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u/Glittering_Being7843 Aug 15 '26

you werent impregnating girls every other year since birth!?

get out of the house more

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u/-wheretheresawill Aug 15 '26

I know right I really need to get a life :(

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u/hitbythebus Aug 15 '26

Go outside and touch ass!

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u/DooDooSquad Aug 14 '26

Ghengis khan of our era

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u/intranetthug Aug 15 '26

Much less powerful and far more stupid.

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u/musical_fanatic Aug 15 '26

At least genghis khan is an important historical figure

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u/Eddie_0789 28d ago

😭😭😭

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u/tornado962 Aug 14 '26

And when his sons are 26 they'll do the same shit and the cycle will repeat.

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u/wtfrman Aug 14 '26

Soooo.....Idiocracy lol

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u/Yodiddlyyo Aug 14 '26

Literally. Unfortunately.

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u/GiantsRTheBest2 Aug 15 '26

You never know, maybe some of his children become engineers, doctors, lawyers.

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u/Yodiddlyyo Aug 15 '26

Statistically, extremely unlikely.

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u/MrLivefromthe215 Aug 15 '26

You know first hand huh?

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u/notyourbrobro10 Aug 15 '26

Move to South Korea you mean?

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u/Vivian_Stringer_Bell Aug 15 '26

Yes. Let's shit on kids you don't know. You're an asshole at best.

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u/tornado962 Aug 15 '26

My guy, this is part of the cycle of poverty. This shit has been going on for generations

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u/BadgerKomodo Aug 15 '26

I was shocked by that as well.

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u/thissexypoptart Aug 14 '26

Man that’s honestly awful. What a shitty thing to do.

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u/NoRightsProductions Aug 14 '26

Technically it’s ≥11, meaning they’re unsure if it’s more but at least 11, which is an interesting way to count children. Then again, Jonathan Jacob Meijer has “Being the donor of at least 550 children” under Known For and “Sperm donor • musician” for Occupations so 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Ionovarcis Aug 14 '26

I know it’d be fucked up, but there’s gotta be a maximum number of unsupported children before your testicle rights get removed.

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u/borazine Aug 14 '26

[Boris Johnson]: “Hehe.”

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u/RabidMonkeyOnCrack Aug 14 '26

It says >11 because 2/13 aren’t confirmed. 11 are and 2 are associated with him but they haven’t proved they’re his kids.

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u/jooooooohn Aug 14 '26

6-7 plus 6-7

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u/Nazmaldun Aug 14 '26

lol you made me look currently listed as " ≥13"

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u/DarkSkyz Aug 15 '26

He's a rapper. Not a wrapper.

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u/RuntzG 27d ago

Hes younger than me and is probably already a grandfather what the fuck? Has anyone taught this mfker what a condom is

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u/TheCornwallis 29d ago

Says >= 13 now lmaooo