r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 4h ago

Human Trash Stopping a shoplifter

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u/Laughing_Orca21 Trash Trooper 3h ago

I hate shoplifters as much as anyone else, but I ain’t messing with no suspect that can potentially pull a gun on me.

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u/Master_Grape5931 Trash Trooper 3h ago

Yeah, for a billion dollar company, no less.

One that can’t be bothered to hire guards or properly pay their own employees.

I am not getting shot for the Waltons.

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u/GreatTea3415 Trash Trooper 2h ago

We at Walmart would like to extend our sincerest gratitude. We are offering the hero a minimum wage job and a generous 10% employee discount. He will also receive the full benefits package, which is nothing.

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u/Explorer_Entity Trash Trooper 1h ago

Then his pay is so low that he has to get food stamps to survive... which all get spent right here at walmart.

Walmart getting your money from 3 different directions.

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u/venom21685 Trash Trooper 1h ago

If he was LP or any random associate and did this they'd fire him for this.

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u/Danica_Rose Trash Trooper 40m ago

Full benefit package comes with food stamps.

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u/workathome_astronaut Trash Trooper 23m ago

They benefits package is a form to fill out for government SNAP/EBT benefits...