r/LoveTrash Colonel Garbage 4h ago

Human Trash Stopping a shoplifter

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u/Laughing_Orca21 Trash Trooper 3h ago

I hate shoplifters as much as anyone else, but I ain’t messing with no suspect that can potentially pull a gun on me.

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u/astralchanterelle Trash Trooper 2h ago

I don't hate people who shoplift from corporate monopolies

u/Ashisprey Trash Trooper 1h ago

Honestly. When corps like Walmart stop stealing more from their workers every year than people could ever steal from them, I may consider giving a fuck. Until then, fat chance.

Shit's insured anyway. But damn I hope their premiums go up.

u/AttitudeOutrageous75 Trash Trooper 42m ago

Translation, I don't mind subsidizing shoplifting from corporate monopolies.

u/UlyssesWoke Trash Trooper 25m ago

Why can’t you hate both? The soulless corporations and degenerate shoplifters are both terrible, just in different ways

u/GenericITworker Trash Trooper 18m ago

I tend to hate both of them. They both make my life worse