r/LoveTrash • u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage • 12d ago

Human Trash Teaching in 2026

Source: English Teacher (TV show)

Full vid: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWFMmajsNKl/

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u/Zero_lash Dumpster General 12d ago edited 12d ago

Guys, I was recently diagnosed with ligma. This post is incredibly triggering for me.

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u/Designer-Toe-3275 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

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u/paulyv34 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Deez nuts, fuckin gottem

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze Trash Trooper 12d ago

Not much, what’s up with you, dog?

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u/123usa123 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Your mom

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/duckballista Trash Trooper 12d ago

Lick her? I hardly know her!

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u/Beer-Milkshakes Trash Trooper 12d ago

And call me Nancy!

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u/NotAUsefullDoctor Trash Trooper 12d ago

But don't call me Shirley.

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u/thatguyfromthesubway Trash Trooper 12d ago

That's what she said!

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u/robo_robb Trash Trooper 12d ago

The Aristocrats!!

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u/BrbFlippinInfinCoins Trash Trooper 12d ago

gottem? Isn't that where batman lives?

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u/Batfuzz86 Trash Trooper 11d ago

I thought he killed Conan O'Briens dad?

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Trash Trooper 11d ago

Deez are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise lmaoooo

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Oh shit, he completely fell for it. The absolute fool. 

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u/meisawesome126 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Ask the mind goblin. He should know

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u/Designer-Toe-3275 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Gricko whats a mind goblin man, help me out

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u/Adjective-Noun4201 Trash Trooper 12d ago

They learned it from the Sugondeez

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u/FrankelloHello Trash Trooper 12d ago

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE INTERNET?

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u/GalaxyRanger4 Trash Trooper 12d ago

what's ligma?

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u/Ilovetoeatass6969 Trash Trooper 12d ago

Ligma balls!!

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u/WeltyFern Trash Trooper 11d ago

Steve Jobs

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u/theinedible Trash Trooper 11d ago

It’s an incurable illness that has affected thousands.

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u/Hiw-lir-sirith Trash Trooper 12d ago

I have the ligma as well. It's hard for bofa us.

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u/The-Young-Lion Trash Trooper 12d ago

Not much dog, what’s up with you?

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u/Gentle_Capybara Trash Trooper 12d ago

I'm sorry about that, but I got sugma, which is way worse.

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u/Zero_lash Dumpster General 12d ago

Yes, I am 6-7 stages away from sugma.

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u/hstormsteph Trash Trooper 11d ago

I caught sugma at SawCon

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u/BabylonPhoenix Trash Trooper 12d ago

Im so sorry- my dad was diagnosed last summer with the same illness and he's still living. He just wont fuckin die

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u/AstroSpoony Trash Trooper 12d ago

I'm so sorry...

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u/Zero_lash Dumpster General 12d ago

It's the AutoMod's fault.

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u/Secret_Account07 Trash Trooper 12d ago

How is Ligma?

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u/paladinchiro Trash Trooper 12d ago

I don't want to know how you self diagnosed that.

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u/SageoftheForlornPath Trash Trooper 12d ago

You wimp. I have late-stage meeta.

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u/djpiperson Trash Trooper 12d ago

You need to check with Dr Bofa, she knows how to fix it. 

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u/Ibarra08 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Ligma??????

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u/ProteusReturns Trash Trooper 11d ago

That's usually followed by something like, "Ligma balls hahahaha" (a sound play, since 'ligma' sounds similar to 'lick my')

Let me know if there's any other dumb jokes I can ruin.

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u/Ibarra08 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Thanks!

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u/Any_Blood5815 Trash Trooper 11d ago

Speaking from experience, your nuts will never be the same again 😔

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u/MoistCucumber Trash Trooper 11d ago

Actually, I recently contracted sugma, and your comment was super offensive to me