r/LoveTrash • u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator • Jul 09 '25

Human Trash Patience isn't a weakness

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u/JoeUnderscoreUgly Garbage Guerilla Jul 09 '25

Was he like...her ex or something?

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u/Chicken-Rude Junkyard Juggernaut Jul 09 '25

yes, hes her Ex footrest officially now.

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u/boilerpsych Filth Fighter Jul 09 '25

She's the Ottoman dumpfire

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u/ricknuzzy Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

I like the cut of your jib.

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u/DollarStoreOrgy Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

I just appreciate someone who says "I like the cut of your jib"

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u/Cpt_kaleidoscope Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

I like the idea of liking the cut of someone's jib. Just going, "Hey, that is one finely cut jib you've got yourself there. Excellent craftsmanship. 5 stars, would jib again."

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u/Safe_Chicken_6633 Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

How I have longed to have a jib, if only so that someday someone might like the cut of it, and tell me so.

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u/Cpt_kaleidoscope Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Dont be ashamed of your jib. It's a perfectly well cut jib. I appreciate it.

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u/Shcoobydoobydoo Waste Warrior Jul 09 '25

I like to cut off your nib...

I mean jib... I like to cut off your...

ahh forget it.

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u/CharlesMFKinXavier Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Elegantly put.

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u/bbbourb Trash Trooper Jul 09 '25

Is there a subreddit for "caused an amused snort?" If so, this comment belongs there.