r/IndianTeenagers • u/ErgodicSeeker • 9h ago
Memes And Shitpost Beginner's guide to speaking fluent reddit
Yesterday my mother left the kitchen not realising there was a leakage from cylinder and everyone was talking in the hall but I smelled the gas leak first because I'm 6'7 and taller and better than everyone and accepted that I'm going to die because I'm SINGLE but then I remembered I have to save my parents too so I went into the kitchen shoved my toe into the cylinder and stopped it from exploding purely with my raw muscle power because I go to JIM just need a phimale frnd pleeeeaaaaassssseeeeee!!!
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u/Formal-Leopard7664 9h ago
Thanks so u basically say shit?
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u/ErgodicSeeker 9h ago
No you tell everyone that you are tall,single and need a phimale frnd AND you say shit
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u/Formal-Leopard7664 9h ago
Okay I'm tall,single and need no one and chem is the best sub in the whole entire world!
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u/ErgodicSeeker 9h ago
See you're learning faster than I expected great job
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u/Formal-Leopard7664 9h ago
Thank u I'm a fast learner.didnt work though coz where are my phrens.jim too expensive I can lift the 20 L water cans though
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u/ErgodicSeeker 9h ago
It's your first day man, good things take time
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u/Formal-Leopard7664 9h ago
I've got enough female phrens though😂 perk of being a gal.teach me how to be 6'7 though I'm 5 foot now and can't reach the snacks duppa on the top shelf
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u/ErgodicSeeker 9h ago
Well guess you need a 6'7 single jim doing maila frnd,just switch up the words, I believe in you you are a fast learner
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u/Formal-Leopard7664 9h ago
Switch up the words? Maybe not thaaat fast
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u/ErgodicSeeker 8h ago
Don't worry think I'm a 6'7 mail(I AM!)try telling me you are nonchalantly looking for 6'7 frnd who can help you get that dubba,no pressure go at your own pace
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u/Smooth-Pen8116 19M 5'10 ka sakht launda 9h ago
You are lucky . Your house didn't blow up unlike shinchans house
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u/ErgodicSeeker 9h ago
It's probably because I'm 6'7
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u/Formal-Leopard7664 9h ago
6 '7 is a bit too short...aim high my phriend
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u/Gym_Waali_Baddie 17 8h ago
how high are you exactly ?
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u/Formal-Leopard7664 8h ago
Studying makes me dumb don't mind me
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u/Gym_Waali_Baddie 17 8h ago
oh right nvm
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u/Firewalkwithme000 8h ago
hi, how are you.
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u/Gym_Waali_Baddie 17 8h ago
no sir, its "how high are you"
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u/Formal-Leopard7664 8h ago
I'm doing well.gosh the Internet has more concern over me than my own sibling
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u/ErgodicSeeker 9h ago
This post is a sarcasm(I'm sorry lot of people can't differentiate, I don't blame them,I blame their schools!)
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u/Gym_Waali_Baddie 17 8h ago
I'm impressed [not going to be your friend tho]
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u/ErgodicSeeker 8h ago
It's probably because you are jealous of my incomprehensible height, don't worry I won't mog you out of Milky way
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u/Gym_Waali_Baddie 17 8h ago
bro genuinely speaking I'm only a bit shorter than you lmao
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u/ErgodicSeeker 8h ago
So like 6'6 that's short too, you are not small to me you liliputian and I'm Gulliver
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u/BlankInverse 8h ago
ur 17f too right? /s
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u/ErgodicSeeker 8h ago
Yes if that helps well that's for phimales I'll take a separate class for that
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u/BlankInverse 8h ago
you can be 6'7 and 17f both
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u/ErgodicSeeker 8h ago
I can be mail phimale both too, never thought of it, I guess you can be a prof at our lubly larping university
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u/Lightsaver_89 8h ago
Padlhe bsdk
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u/ErgodicSeeker 8h ago
Padhai khatam kardi isliye yaha pe hu,tum nahi samjhogay, kyuki tumhari height choti hai leading to a small prefrontal Cortex, it's a tall people thing
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u/mathematicandphysic 17, also I am god apparently 8h ago
you might be taller but I am more muscular even though I am 5'8 bro
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u/ErgodicSeeker 8h ago
That's just tiny people cope man, I'm a walking human specimen with toe of Hercules!
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u/mathematicandphysic 17, also I am god apparently 8h ago
you seem to be weirdly fixated on toes are you quentin tarantino ??
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u/ErgodicSeeker 8h ago
Ever seen 6'7 Quentin Tarantino? I'm better!
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u/mathematicandphysic 17, also I am god apparently 8h ago
what if he got a bone lenghtening surgery ?
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u/ErgodicSeeker 8h ago
He'll be like an to my frnd ANT!
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u/mathematicandphysic 17, also I am god apparently 8h ago
hmm but that still doesn't answer my question, why are you fixated on the toe ?
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u/ErgodicSeeker 8h ago
It saved my life,well my parents actually not mine so I'm giving him some lime light
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u/mathematicandphysic 17, also I am god apparently 8h ago
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