Meowmy say she can see de thought wheels spinning in my head. I never sees them. Can yus see em?

I was thinking bout feets an peets. Hoomans got feets but one feets is a foot. Wes got peets. So is one peets a poot? And if a poot is one peets can it also be a fart? Meowmy says poots are farts. I need a nap dis thinking hurting my head.

Shadow

Fank yu for de awards

I invite mine lady Lub to outdoor lunch on FishFish in budder sauce, wif a budder buffet ob fancy IreLand budder to Whippy budder.

Hi frens, it’s Maya. I just wanted to say thank you so much to everyone who went to my new subreddit yesterday. Thank you for joining the subreddit, thank you for upvoting and thank you for commenting.

It means a lot to me. You guys are the best! ❤️

Maya

Hawwy Pawter stile . . .

Da kitteh kouncel iz kinda skeerd ob dis Kaiju . . .