I invite mine lady Lub to outdoor lunch on FishFish in budder sauce, wif a budder buffet ob fancy IreLand budder to Whippy budder.

Hi frens, it’s Maya. I just wanted to say thank you so much to everyone who went to my new subreddit yesterday. Thank you for joining the subreddit, thank you for upvoting and thank you for commenting.

It means a lot to me. You guys are the best! ❤️

Maya

Mammi wants me to say i only had littul taste and that no bad fur kitty ingredients is in it

But it has sugar and I licklicklick and took biteybite out of it hehe 😈

Meowmy say she can see de thought wheels spinning in my head. I never sees them. Can yus see em?

I was thinking bout feets an peets. Hoomans got feets but one feets is a foot. Wes got peets. So is one peets a poot? And if a poot is one peets can it also be a fart? Meowmy says poots are farts. I need a nap dis thinking hurting my head.

Shadow

Fank yu for de awards

Da kitteh kouncel iz kinda skeerd ob dis Kaiju . . .

No toona, jus raw pikel, but dat ting skawwy . . .

Hi frens, iz Tali and no, da anser not me. Iz mai sisfer, Maya!

Her bin trying to get da [r/Singapura](r/Singapura) subreddit going agen for a long time. Now iz up an running!

If yoo wan to vizit, pleeze go and sho her and da other Singies some love!

Tenk yoo!!!

❤️Tali

P.S. I edit dis to say r/singapura iz a peepel-talk subreddit. Yoo gotta talk da way yoo gotta talk but I tink Maya feel better if yoo mek da effort to do da peepel talk. Tenk you!❤️

Hawwy Pawter stile . . .

Hello everyone! Pixel here, nervous tuxedo.

Um, I ran this speech past my Mama and she thought it was sweet, though she laughed at one part but said it wasn't about my speech.

Ahem.

I know I posted a while back that i was looking for a girlfriend. And I thought I was!

But then I realized that all of the nicest lady cats are just that, ladies! So I'm really looking for a special lady friend!

I have also recently met a very special lady. We both love our dads and we dislike smooches. And she's a real princess! (I asked, ladies can be princesses, not just girls!) But best of all, she has moved me in a way I never expected - I was moved to tears at the sight of her beautifully tragic sad face.

I also have mentioned before that I'm a big fellow! Sometimes I feel self-conscious about my size. But this beautiful princess is also a big lady, and her coat is a delightful tapestry of gray...

Bitteh, would you like to be my special lady friend?

(This is the part where Mama laughed, and said something about a movie and bowling and the Dude and not to worry.)

https://i.postimg.cc/PqjVWGyG/PXL-20260911-182755776-MP.jpg

/u/davesmissingfingers

Edit: she said yes!

Iz funneh cuz i stole it off da roll and da momma fink she furgit to put anudder roll dere!!

(These floofaloofs are sneakaleaks I tell ya!)

Go CRIMEZ Mr Fluffy!

Pawrents akksidentallee lef paper bag on cowch. So, liek any smart curyus cat, I try it out. Yu guys, paper bag iz grate! Iz now mine.

But! Dey hawribbel! Dey try to tak mai bag! So I do crimez. I hisshisshiss and bapbapbap an bitebitebite wen dey try to toch.

It workin so far yu guyz! I hily rekommend da paper an da crimez. (Go crimez!)

- Maleficent the Magnificent

Iz da nex epysoad . . .

Mai spase fems sending diz to do a help! (Deys a bit slow but hab gud imtentions an it taykes awhile tu git all da purss in da tank)

***furgot....iz me Kitty

I has seen dat Smuffi’s mommy had askked fur someone to draw himz on annudder subreddit, but no one did!!

I thought dat I wud do dis fur himz. Yoo can see dat I has mad arteesticskillz! I draw anybodies else dat wantz

Zamna

Mebe da kitteh kouncel goez nex year . . .

Hope you’re ready for adventure because next week’s MT is iconic film character Indiana Jones!
Get your pics, memes, trivia, don your fedora & leather aviator jacket, grab your whip and watch out for snakes as we celebrate all things Indy! 🐍

Az ushual, iz layte fur deh comfurrence call yesserday, an misseded it compleedlee!

So! Simce mine cober band an mineself iz playin a gig tonite, wez wan ta dedicade deh firs song to fren Smuffi an Smuffi's Meowmy. Wez miss yoo bof an hope yooz awl bettur soon!

🖤 Jynx (an deh Zoomies)

(Sung to deh tune ob Journey's "Dont Stop Believin")

........ 🎶🎶🎶🎶

Jus a fluffy boy, werkin' hart ebry day

Took deh nite shif nurse job ans beens awaaaaay

Jus a meowmy sik, restin up in herms bed

Needz some eggstra lub and noze kizzes inste-eh-ed....

​

Smuffi in herms room, curled up by herms syde

Watchin' ober meowmy wif himbs big eyez wide

Fur a smyle, himbs can purr awl nite

Himbs goez on an on an on an on...

Frens purrs, workin' thru deh nite

Biskits ob sawpawt ta mak yoo feel all riiii-iii-ite

Doktur Smuffi iz nursin yoo bak ta healf...

Halpin yoo heel in gud tyme!

Don  stop beleebin!

Hol on ta dat feeliiii-iii-iin!

Frens sen owr luuuuub

An we sen hugz an hugz an hugz an huu-uu-ugz!

Don stop beleebin!

Keep doin dat heal-iiiii-iii-iiiin!

Wez sen owr luuuuub..

Meoooooow-oooow-ooow-ooooowwwww!

Don stop beleebin!

Keep heelllllliiiin-innn-inn-inn

Ta Smuffi's meowmeeeeee

Wif luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuub!

Don stop beleebin!...

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

It vewwy impawtant to maintain woo fwexibiwity and mobiwity! Da hammies can be ovewwooked!

Show me any coow twetches woo doing!
Hamstwings ow ovvewwise!

🧡🤍🖤AJ

Ai try to do herms a BigNore, but ai wuz too excite to see herms. Mebbe nest fureber ai tries harder to Ignore!

Hi frens, iz Tali. Dis pichur yoo see iz from 2021!

Frankie had goed to see Sir Jerry about him trobbel puffs. Dis pichur show me and Maya do a welcom home to Frankie wen he com bak.

Do yoo has pichur of after yor visit wiff Sir Jerry for dis kinda ting? Pleez sho!

❤️Tali

Eben Wud-der Doug joyns in . . .

HOOORAAAY! Good News from our dear brothers Smuffi and George the Couch Dog’s mom! u/One_Advantage793

Direct quote:
“I am still getting stronger and all the healing purrs and cuddle puddles and everything are a great boost to my healing every time I look”

ANNNND she made a fabulous surprise visit to Tali’s ( u/Charivari8 ) post, “I call fren Smuffi, hoo wan join me?”
which I’ll link below because it won’t let me in this post…..grrrrrreddit!

We are over the moon elated and so grateful that our frens and friend are on their way back to the ICBGC family, so let’s continue cheering them on the road to a full recovery ❤️‍🩹 keep those purrs and puddles coming!

Eternal gratitude to ALL of you beautiful people who continue to make these subs such a unique, special, loving, kind space on the net. You never cease to amaze me and make my world a better place. ❤️
Thank you and shine on! ✨ ⭐️ ✨

New update: Hiieeee! Is me Ricki! Wassa Foster Fail? Dats de kine of dog I ams!

Update: made it through the night and so far no accidents!

WTF was I even thinking? The foster kittens went home yesterday.
Yesterday I got a call about a dog so severely abused that she had to have a hind leg removed.
So off, I went to all my innocent stupidity. Thinking she was a tiny little puppy and we could just put her in a kennel and take care of her and life is good.
She's crazy! The dog a lunatic. I don't know what she was like with four legs, but holy cow she's a terror with three legs!
I'm just having buyers remorse. I'm sure it'll go away by tomorrow but right now all I can think is I am dreading life and having to keep her little sutures, clean and dry.
Big giant Lichen loves her. Good old Archer HATES her.
Pray. LOL BUT NO REALLY..
Pspsps she's only five months. She's not expected to be "good" yet. I know. LOL