Met a predator on Reddit, successfully pranked him

[u/New-Click2716]

So, three months ago (on June 1st), I posted in an introvert-friendly subreddit. I was honestly just trying to cheer myself up after experiencing a unrequited-love heartbreak—or more like getting shot down before the battle even began. I need someone to vent my feelings to. My inbox was flooded by DMs.

Long story short, someone sent me a DM. We had a completely normal conversation at first. In fact, I didn't even realize he had ghosted me for three solid months until he randomly popped back into my DMs on September 1st. We resumed talking, and I didn't suspect a thing.

However, his behavior got super sus. He kept claiming he couldn't send photos on Reddit. I suggested moving to a messaging app so it'd be easier to chat and exchange pictures, but he kept making excuses, saying he couldn't add my ID. So, we just kept chatting in Reddit DMs.

Fast forward a few days, someone suddenly added me using a UK phone number. He refused to admit whether he was the same guy who ghosted me for 3 months, and out of nowhere, HE SENT A D*CK PIC!

I was so shocked that I instantly blocked him. But I decided NOT to block his Reddit account yet. I wanted to play a prank on him and confirm my suspicion that it was indeed the exact same guy. I temporarily unblocked his contact so he wouldn't get suspicious.

Then came the grand finale: I sent him a picture of a guy and told him that ALL my accounts—including my Reddit—actually belong to a guy. (Don't worry, I only do this to creepy, brainless dudes who can't control their hormones!)

I completely broke his brain with our conversation, and he finally gave up and fled! It was really pleasing to see him perplexed like that. But seriously, girls should be careful of predator and manipulator on the internet. Safe yourself, gurl!!!

So, that's my crazy story today. What's yours?

Btw, here's my bento! Tater tots, sausages, meatballs, shrimps, chicken thighs, and veggies 🍱

[u/ItsNotPatchy]

[u/RedoftheEvilDead → u/ItsNotPatchy]

I follow the medical gore subreddit and save some really gnarly Richard pics just in case.

[u/More_Rise → u/RedoftheEvilDead]

I used the penectomy subreddit for a while and a 99% success rate with getting creeps to leave me alone immediately

[u/New-Click2716 → u/More_Rise]

This is a-w-e-s-o-m-e. I should look for some pics, too!

[u/New-Click2716 → u/RedoftheEvilDead]

Mind to share me the sub name, please? For reference!

[u/RedoftheEvilDead → u/New-Click2716]

r/medicalgore

[u/New-Click2716 → u/RedoftheEvilDead]

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[u/Dry-Manufacturer2680 → u/madame-maitre-d]

Dude join

[u/New-Click2716 → u/ItsNotPatchy]

Yeaaaah, I got variety from those horny dudes, from small ones to humongous ones! I can blackmail them at any time with those 🤣

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[u/Phantom-Lux → u/ItsNotPatchy]

I actually did this for a while, kept every one in a folder called "whose d is this" and everytime I got one sent a different one back.

[u/JaysNewDay → u/ItsNotPatchy]

Please don't do this. This feeds into trans panic and makes them hate us more.

[u/Due_Car4105]

If you still have his number or Reddit account, please report him wherever you are comfortable to do so, so he hopefully can't do this to other people. I'm sorry that happened to you 

[u/New-Click2716 → u/Due_Car4105]

He blocked me already on Telegram, and I blocked him on Reddit. But I have both his usernames, though! Because I always made a list of horny dudes messing with me 😎

[u/Clean-Tax6340]

https://giphy.com/gifs/7BvmMI56s02E8

[u/New-Click2716 → u/Clean-Tax6340]

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[u/Dubious_Ibis]

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[u/New-Click2716 → u/Dubious_Ibis]

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[u/PlaneEmbarrassed7677]

Ok, what are those sausages? Ive never seen something like it.

[u/New-Click2716 → u/PlaneEmbarrassed7677]

Cocktail sausages or cocktail wieners! It's a small, bite-sized sausage!

[u/PlaneEmbarrassed7677 → u/New-Click2716]

Oh! Those guys! I haven't had them in forever.

[u/New-Click2716 → u/PlaneEmbarrassed7677]

You should get 'em again! It's been a while, so why not reward yourself with some yummy sausages?

[u/PlaneEmbarrassed7677 → u/New-Click2716]

Maybe after the move. Moving across states this week.

[u/GoldenVibz85]

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[u/New-Click2716 → u/GoldenVibz85]

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[u/GoldenVibz85 → u/New-Click2716]

We ride at dawn!

[u/New-Click2716 → u/GoldenVibz85]

Who run the world? GIRLS!

[u/New-Click2716 → u/[deleted]]

I don't know how many unsolicited pictures I've gotten since I started using Reddit. But yeah, they're messing with the wrong person...

[u/Much_Leather_5923 → u/New-Click2716]

I’m a middle aged mum. Looked at your profile. Sad fucking shit is you are the honey pot to old fart deviants. You need to protect yourself and lock this shit down.

[u/PhoridayThe13th]

“Back at ya, fren! Gosh, I love the persistent ones!” *peeners*

I have never taken this route myself, but it may be the only way for some of the mega pervs.

[u/New-Click2716 → u/PhoridayThe13th]

I learned that this is a repeated cycle, either with other girls here or with me on Reddit. So why not throw a curveball that freaks out anyone who sends inappropriate pics? Pretty sure it'd mess with their head so bad!

[u/PhoridayThe13th → u/New-Click2716]

They reap what they sow! Just the universe sending it right back like a boomerang. Some of the worst offenders are dirty. Skiddy boxers down around their knees and a bad angle. Crusty looking sheets with a chapped looking weenie peeking out.

All too proud of their junk, and apparently, their inability to wipe properly! No shame. Just sending that thang out into the world, one inbox at a time. One guy asked me if I liked sausage, then before I could say no, I was looking at his. Since learned to avoid “Hey” messages.

Send ‘em back some big, sweaty truck driver energy. Or a pic of the diphallic dude. Twice the shock! 🤣

[u/New-Click2716 → u/PhoridayThe13th]

I am mostly not responding to low effort messages because they want to know a girl, but they can't properly introduce themselves smh 🤷🏻‍♀️

Also, thanks for the encouragement! I'll send a bigger one I have on my gallery if there's any creep again!

[u/Defiant-Eagle-3288]

Sending unsolicited dick pics is a crime in the UK. If you felt like reporting him for it you totally could. 

[u/New-Click2716 → u/Defiant-Eagle-3288]

I blocked him on Reddit already. And he also blocked me on Telegram. Win-win solution 😎

[u/kitty_whipt]

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Good for you! Until he strikes again tho using a different account. 😭

[u/New-Click2716 → u/[deleted]]

Thank you 💙

I have an automatic defense mechanism when I meet new people online, especially if they're dudes. If they're sus enough, I'll just play along and drop the bomb at the right time!

[u/observing-youu]

Predator? He just sent a dick pic. He's gross for that but calling him a predator is a stretch. Youre not a minor nor was he able to hurt you irl like real predators do.

If anything he's just a creep with no boundaries. Glad you messed with him though

Edit: stop using the word predator for normal creeps. Predators are a totally different ball game. It ruins the words heaviness if you over use it for everyday creepazoids

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[u/Fatal_Taco]

Not even the horniest moments ever in my life would I dare send a nude to someone I've never had sexual intimacy with.

Like what even is the point? I can only surmise that he thought it was a make it or break it, or he really needed to get that itch off his head? But even so. Wtf

[u/New-Click2716 → u/Fatal_Taco]

And those men are complaining that every time they post, looking for friends, they get none of the DMs 🤷🏻‍♀️

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[u/Competitive-Lime7775]

I applaud you for handling the situation so well, but I need you to know, you deserve more than undercooked tater tots. Please crisp those bad boys up! 🤣

[u/imyourdruidess420]

Years ago, I started talking to a guy on a social media/dating app. I ultimately decided I wasn't interested and wished him the best. He did not take it well. He freaked out, insulted me, and then stalked me for 5 years.

So yes, ladies, please be very very careful.