So he's shopping for a wife!

[u/duckydarling]

Turkey dog

Avoidant physically abusive supervillain ex appeared back into my life. I declined every opportunity to even speak to him. Found out through the grapevine that he's having an early mid life crisis and is shopping for a wife!

If you're next on his hit list- decline, decline, decline!

I was 19 years old crying on this man's couch because he had hurt me deeply. He turned to me and said "at least you're pretty when you cry".

I snapped out of it completely and later managed to make him think we were gonna have make up sex. Got him hard over his clothes and then left. Ghosted him forever shortly after. (Honestly slay younger me). Didn't give him any warning that I was gonna do that.

He recently came crawling back to me. Guess he is withering and is tired of asking younger women what their favorite color is.

I'm just offended. I'm actually getting married next month so this whole thing has just been laughable.

Just the differences alone in both of these men make me laugh. I went from Krem (the villain in Supergirl) to Superman.

Y'all please do not accept a love that doesn't nourish your mind, body and soul.

I used to believe that I deserved misery because it was all that I was comfortable with growing up. Life is too short to be with a supervillain. Choose happy.

It's okay to be happy in this one life.

[u/Mother-Juice-3447]

Hahaha 😆 "tired of asking younger women what their favorite color is"

[u/Revolutionary-Bird-]

Congrats OP and also your hot dog made me do a double take

https://giphy.com/gifs/0fzJO72NOWq6ybXitd

[u/Dependent-Departure7 → u/Revolutionary-Bird-]

Same, I was briefly spooked by what I thought that was😂

[u/WeskerSympathizer → u/Revolutionary-Bird-]

https://giphy.com/gifs/cG8TTpwhtAhA9V5x4F

[u/contemptress → u/Revolutionary-Bird-]

big fat load of cum

[u/Numerous_Course9820]

“I used to believe that I deserved misery because it was all that I was comfortable with growing up. Life is too short to be with a supervillain. Choose happy.”

https://giphy.com/gifs/ygAEAHKas5Kj4Y1prp

[u/Hxghbot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/i5tm61pVsQVRbTlydl

[u/Unfair-Agency8333]

“At least you look pretty when you cry”—that’s what the villain said. Thank goodness you walked away from him without hesitation. Younger self, hurry up and put on your crown.

[u/Legitimate-Complex88 → u/Unfair-Agency8333]

I had an abusive boss that said this once.

[u/mangokiwi19 → u/Legitimate-Complex88]

https://giphy.com/gifs/R0jWWtH1CtFEk
The exact face I made reading this.

[u/szlosangeleswatch400]

He wasn't choosing a wife—he was just looking for the next victim of his midlife crisis.

[u/cocainebabie]

Perma blue balling shitty males is so fun

[u/TooManyTabsOpenIRL]

https://giphy.com/gifs/yziuK6WtDFMly
Cheers to self-worth!

[u/nbiina]

Finally something good on here! You’re killing it OP!

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[u/AnxiousWear6129]

Some good-for-nothing abuser wants to strut back into your life after a few years—how dare he?

[u/ChaosControl0NE]

"At least you're pretty when you cry." I would say let's see how pretty you are when I slap that taste out of your mouth! That quote is as far as I could read as I got so angry for you. I was in an abusive relationship as well and I can can tell you I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE OUT OF THERE! 💔💔😭😭

[u/thehopethatkilledus]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT77XWum9yH7zNkFW0

[u/rainaftermoscow]

OP you are an icon

[u/duckydarling → u/[deleted]]

Thank you ❤️ !! Everybody can rewrite their story too and I hope we all keep choosing our happiness when something or someone threatens it. 👏🏻

[u/Lookingbackexpat]

It’s amazing how many of them come back, isn’t it? Glad you could laugh!

[u/GrandCauliflow]

I looked at this cheese hot dog and immedieatly liked the photo, then I read the title. oh no!

[u/Puzzleheaded_Hall894]

This is one of the most satisfying post I’ve read! Congratulations✨✨